Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland - Could you live here?

[alaskanseminole]

Ittoqqortoormiit is a remote settlement in eastern Greenland, situated near the entrance to Scoresby Sound, one of the world’s largest fjord systems. It is one of the most isolated communities in Greenland, with a population of around 350 people. The climate is Arctic, with temperatures ranging from -22°F to 50°F (-30°C to 10°C), long, harsh winters, and limited daylight for much of the year. The settlement has minimal infrastructure, with no road connections to other towns and only a small airstrip for flights, which are infrequent and require a helicopter transfer from a nearby station. Internet access is limited, and there is no traditional cell service. Transportation primarily depends on boats in summer and dog sleds or snowmobiles in winter.

Ittoqqortoormiit

Ittoqqortoormiit, the most isolated town in Greenland, where dog sledding, expedition cruises and wildlife dominate the opportunities for adventure.

visitgreenland.com

 

[Tenacious E]

Ittoqqortoormiit is a remote settlement in eastern Greenland, situated near the entrance to Scoresby Sound, one of the world’s largest fjord systems. It is one of the most isolated communities in Greenland, with a population of around 350 people. The climate is Arctic, with temperatures ranging from -22°F to 50°F (-30°C to 10°C), long, harsh winters, and limited daylight for much of the year. The settlement has minimal infrastructure, with no road connections to other towns and only a small airstrip for flights, which are infrequent and require a helicopter transfer from a nearby station. Internet access is limited, and there is no traditional cell service. Transportation primarily depends on boats in summer and dog sleds or snowmobiles in winter.

Ittoqqortoormiit

Ittoqqortoormiit, the most isolated town in Greenland, where dog sledding, expedition cruises and wildlife dominate the opportunities for adventure.

visitgreenland.com

As a general rule of thumb, I will not live somewhere so miserable people have to paint their houses exciting colors for there to be excitement.

 

[Moral]

Depends on the library situation. Fishing would probably be great.

 

[fredjr82]

As a general rule of thumb, I will not live somewhere so miserable people have to paint their houses exciting colors for there to be excitement.

Aren't you from Ankeny? Vegas of the East? LOL!

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Prior to auto-fill feature in web-apps and mobile apps = HARD PASS

After auto-fill = No but I will wish the nice folks in Ittoqqortoormiit a Happy 4th of July once they become our fjord bitches.

 

[dgordo]

No internet porn, hard pass.

 

[mthawkeyes]

Prior to auto-fill feature in web-apps and mobile apps = HARD PASS

After auto-fill = No but I will wish the nice folks in Ittoqqortoormiit a Happy 4th of July once they become our fjord bitches.

Exodus 20:17 (MAGA version) You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's except for mineral wealth. Might maketh right, so sayeth the Lord.

 

[CaboKP]

No for me, although it is beautiful!
South Carolina may be the sweet spot for me related to weather.

 

[JWolf74]

I don't think I could take that much inbreeding. Pass.

 

[CaboKP]

I don't think I could take that much inbreeding. Pass.

I doubt they wear yoga pants year round also. Gotta factor that in.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Yeah, no.

Too cold and I can’t bet on sports (no cell service).

 

[Tenacious E]

Aren't you from Ankeny? Vegas of the East? LOL!

That is a dumb take.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I dunno...being isolated from all the bullshit sounds better and better every day.

 

[ParkerHawk]

Do they have a dispensary?

 

[alaskanseminole]

Do they have a dispensary?

 

[fredjr82]

That is a dumb take.

Well where do you live that is so exciting?

 

[The Tradition]

As a general rule of thumb, I will not live somewhere so miserable people have to paint their houses exciting colors for there to be excitement.

They certainly don't seem to have a problem getting paint....

 

[Tenacious E]

Well where do you live that is so exciting?

I live in ankeny, which is a burb of DSM, 3.5 hours from the twin cities by car. It is not an outpost in the middle of nowhere Greenland, where you have fly to another country to do anything interesting.

 

[fredjr82]

I live in ankeny, which is a burb of DSM, 3.5 hours from the twin cities by car. It is not an outpost in the middle of nowhere Greenland, where you have fly to another country to do anything interesting.

LOL! You live in Ankeny. Put down those rocks in your glass house. Acting like you live in some exciting place. You're house colors are boring in Ankeny and it's boring. GTFO

 

[Tenacious E]

LOL! You live in Ankeny. Put down those rocks in your glass house. Acting like you live in some exciting place. Your house colors are boring in Ankeny and it's boring. GTFO

You’re trying too hard to be an asshole - you can’t effectively pull it off. But assuming you are simply a moron, there is a difference between having internet and being able to drive a car to do something interesting and living on a remote corner of an arctic island.

 

[Tenacious E]

LOL! You live in Ankeny. Put down those rocks in your glass house. Acting like you live in some exciting place. You're house colors are boring in Ankeny and it's boring. GTFO

I will add that I am pleased that I am developing a nemesis. This place is getting a little stale.

 

[fredjr82]

You’re trying too hard to be an asshole - you can’t effectively pull it off. But assuming you are simply a moron, there is a difference between having internet and being able to drive a car to do something interesting and living on a remote corner of an arctic island.

I'm not being an asshole. Quit being so sensitive. I'm asking why you think Ankeny, IA is head and shoulders above the OP as an "exciting place". They're both boring. Nobody is coming to Ankeny either.

 

[fredjr82]

I will add that I am pleased that I am developing a nemesis. This place is getting a little stale.

A nemesis? LOL! Like I'd waste my time on some dork from Ankeny. My nemesis will be from some place exciting.

 

[Tenacious E]

I'm not being an asshole. Quit being so sensitive. I'm asking why you think Ankeny, IA is head and shoulders above the OP as an "exciting place". They're both boring. Nobody is coming to Ankeny either.

Add reading comprehension to your shortcomings.

 

[fredjr82]

Add reading comprehension to your shortcomings.

Cozumel, MX has some unique house painting. Using your logic more people want to come to Ankeny than Cozumel. See how dumb that is?

 

[fredjr82]

Add reading comprehension to your shortcomings.

Meh, you're just mad because your statement was so stupid

 

[Tenacious E]

Cozumel, MX has some unique house painting. Using your logic more people come to Ankeny than Cozumel. See how dumb that is?

You just underscored my point. I would add logic is not your strong suit.

 

[fredjr82]

You just underscored my point. I would add logic is not your strong suit.

Quit while you're behind dummy. I'm sure you're late to pump some iron. Meathead

 

[Tenacious E]

Quit while you're behind dummy. I'm sure you're late to pump some iron. Meathead

If you’re going for asshole troll, at least be funny.

 

[fredjr82]

If you’re going for asshole troll, at least be funny.

No asshole troll on here is funny.

Do you know what's funny and what's not because you live in exciting Ankeny? Probably better than those Greenland folks do anyways

 

[intrepodor]

Ittoqqortoormiit is a remote settlement in eastern Greenland, situated near the entrance to Scoresby Sound, one of the world’s largest fjord systems. It is one of the most isolated communities in Greenland, with a population of around 350 people. The climate is Arctic, with temperatures ranging from -22°F to 50°F (-30°C to 10°C), long, harsh winters, and limited daylight for much of the year. The settlement has minimal infrastructure, with no road connections to other towns and only a small airstrip for flights, which are infrequent and require a helicopter transfer from a nearby station. Internet access is limited, and there is no traditional cell service. Transportation primarily depends on boats in summer and dog sleds or snowmobiles in winter.

Ittoqqortoormiit

Ittoqqortoormiit, the most isolated town in Greenland, where dog sledding, expedition cruises and wildlife dominate the opportunities for adventure.

visitgreenland.com

Do they have internet? Recliner with heat? Olga to meet my every need, food wise of course.

 

[intrepodor]

I live in ankeny, which is a burb of DSM, 3.5 hours from the twin cities by car. It is not an outpost in the middle of nowhere Greenland, where you have fly to another country to do anything interesting.

Who cares how close to the twin cities. More ok importantly how close to Iowa city

 

[Tenacious E]

Who cares how close to the twin cities. More ok importantly how close to Iowa city

 

[beanT]

I think we found Trump's St. Helena. Might have to pack extra orange tanner for the winter.

 

[Aardvark86]

Ittoqqortoormiit is a remote settlement in eastern Greenland, situated near the entrance to Scoresby Sound, one of the world’s largest fjord systems. It is one of the most isolated communities in Greenland, with a population of around 350 people. The climate is Arctic, with temperatures ranging from -22°F to 50°F (-30°C to 10°C), long, harsh winters, and limited daylight for much of the year. The settlement has minimal infrastructure, with no road connections to other towns and only a small airstrip for flights, which are infrequent and require a helicopter transfer from a nearby station. Internet access is limited, and there is no traditional cell service. Transportation primarily depends on boats in summer and dog sleds or snowmobiles in winter.

Ittoqqortoormiit

Ittoqqortoormiit, the most isolated town in Greenland, where dog sledding, expedition cruises and wildlife dominate the opportunities for adventure.

visitgreenland.com

No. Unfortunately the absence of a u precludes you from spelling liquor.

 

[alaskanseminole]

A nemesis? LOL! Like I'd waste my time on some dork from Ankeny. My nemesis will be from some place exciting.

Like from Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland?

 

[mthawkeyes]

LOL! You live in Ankeny. Put down those rocks in your glass house. Acting like you live in some exciting place. You're house colors are boring in Ankeny and it's boring. GTFO

As a fellow Ankeny resident I take umbrage. Don't start something that you can't finish.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

I can’t wait for the Guyana vs Greenland CONCACAF matches.