Keys, Wallet, Phone - Where do they go?

[hawklover69]

I go keys in front left pocket - Wallet and Phone in front right pocket.

If I'm standing at bar or hawkeye tailgate hitting on hawk chicks wallet and phone get moved to the back right pocket to create a weight balance on shorts/pants. Can't be front or back heavy while standing.

 

[terrehawk]

Ok.

 

[hawklover69]

Ok.

What is your cadence?

 

[cb_Iowa]

 

[HawkAttackDial911]

I like to put mine on a fence post.

 

[hawklover69]

Obama not bad

 

[hawklover69]

Serious responses would be much appreciated

 

[iCRUNCH]

While taking a knee, I need my pockets to be empty. If I’m protesting a statue I only bring key, so I can’t be identified if caught by the racist pigs.

 

[Cougar63]

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.

 

[JStandefer]

Playing off cb

 

[H4wkfan4life]

I go keys in front left pocket - Wallet and Phone in front right pocket.

If I'm standing at bar or hawkeye tailgate hitting on hawk chicks wallet and phone get moved to the back right pocket to create a weight balance on shorts/pants. Can't be front or back heavy while standing.

ban?

 

[Wadzinator]

My god the mind dangerous lmao