Lauren "Dyson" Boebert
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Does she take that off doing the sexy? Not to be sexist, but accidental discharges should be reserved solely for men.she can get the tar off my noodle
Look she already knows how to use a strap on. Perfect for prison life.she can get the tar off my noodle
I’ve pulled better looking girls from Vito’s at bar close. And at no point was there a risk I’d be shot. By the girls I mean. Vito’s clientele...she can get the tar off my noodle
I remember Vito's, Brother's, and OG Fieldhouse were like the Iowa City Bermuda Triangle for catching some strange.
The waitresses at Vitos in the day were off the charts on the crazy / hot matrix. I got to know a few working at a restaurant on the Ped Mall when we’d mingle at afterhours parties.
That photo is shot by someone kneeling on on the ground because she is about the size of an 11 year old, which is prolly why her husband married her based on his bowling alley escapades.she can get the tar off my noodle
Substitute the Union for Brother’s and that’s my old hunting ground. The kids at Iowa today will never know how good things once were.
And don’t even get me started on the Magic Bus.
I couldn’t imagine how annoying she would be at happy hour.
“Hey...I like Guns. I can handle myself! I hunt and fish! I’m like one of the guys!”
Great! Can see your tits now?
“Hey...I like Guns. I can handle myself! I hunt and fish! I’m like one of the guys!”
Great! Can see your tits now?
Same here, the Ole' 21 pitchers for $21 deal. I also recall that, for a short time, they did a Thursday night special that included $2 mini pitchers of Red Bull and Vodka; they nixed it after a couple of weeks, probably due to the high levels of wild and violent intoxication that was occurring. I recall my crew at the time hit the place up for one of those nights... I recall that we went there, however I do not recall leaving; I think pretty much everyone in the building blacked out that night.
Seriously, swipe left immediately if she's on Tinder. Her first photo will have a gun and one of the first 3 words of her bio will reference religion in some way. Not even bright enough to like The Office or warn of sarcasm (two other plagues on there).
The Magic Bus was for rubes. Vastly overrated experience after the first few years.
Wood not.
The whole idea of her saying, err, SCREAMING finish me off or I’ll finish you off vibe is a boner killer.
The whole idea of her saying, err, SCREAMING finish me off or I’ll finish you off vibe is a boner killer.
Sorry, not into banging dwarf Karens. More for you.
She looks like she tries to imitate Sarah Palin way too much. Pass.
I never didn’t have the time of my life there. Kindly shut your whore mouth.
I had carnal relations with 3 cheetos waitresses. My friend used to DJ there. I also lost half my cerebral cortex there thanks to alcohol. The good ole days of skanks, gyros, and booze. Most of the waitresses originated in the house of skank, gamma Phil beta.
Likely a would pre-insurrection. She’s not nearly hot enough for that level of crazy.
One eyed jakes. They gave you 21 pitcher for free. What a night but at the same time scares the hell out of me for my kids.
did 21 shots that night plus beer. Luckily I’m a big mf’er.
Jake's closed up shop for good my last summer in IC. First bar I ever went to to drink RIP. They got into a thing with the city about the width of their stairs and got shut down briefly (the real danger with the stairs was spilled beer). At one point in the rocky last two years of its existence, they tried to be a gay bar for a minute (so people called them One Eyed Snakes) but it didn't work out.
The best thing Jake's had when I was there was Wednesday night punch cards. It was like $10 or $15 for a 15 or 20 punch punch card. Well drinks and domestic drafts were 1 punch. Calls and bottles were 2 punches. Glorious.
The bathroom at Jake's always smelled like stale piss and Barbacide mixed together
hawkeyetraveler
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I spent my 21st birthday there...and the birthdays of all my friends. For a glorious 6 month period it seemed every week or two one of us was turning 21. Between that and “any silver coin“ night at the field house ($5 cover, .05 for a well drink of draft beer) we had quite the run.
My liver has since forgiven me, but man did I put it through some abuse for a couple years.
Why would we need a whorehouse, when we have OPs mom?
Since they banned Trump, I've switched to trolling her almost exclusively on twitter. I sprinkle in a little Ted Cruz for variety.
Time to break out the popcorn. I think we are up to over 33% chance she will be arrested someday soon. She strikes me as someone who would say some really incriminating stuff via texts/ Parler DM
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