Let's All Get Behind Traditional Marriage

[What Would Jesus Do?]

 

[naturalmwa]

That's going to be one long wedding night for One Man.

 

[strummingram]

Who got 1000 to themselves?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Who got 1000 to themselves?

I think that was Solomon. Not an expert, so that could be wrong. Casts some doubt on his status as a wise man.

 

[SweatPantsStiffy]

I think that was Solomon. Not an expert, so that could be wrong. Casts some doubt on his status as a wise man.

Women that live in close proximity eventually cycle together, right? Could you imagine that household at that time of the month?!?

 

[strummingram]

Those Old Testament patriarchs knew how to par-tay!

 

[Lone Clone]

The tradition I hated to see go was throwing rice. Screw the birds.

 

[Hawk and Awe]

but where does it end????? We let the gays marry eachother the next thing you know they'll want to vote.

 

[naturalmwa]

The tradition I hated to see go was throwing rice. Screw the birds.

Throw birdseed?

 

[LuteHawk]

1. Throw Rice
2. Throw Birdseed
3. Blow Bubbles
4. Release Helium Balloons
5. Throw $20 Dollar Bills

Bottom Line: Different Ways to Greet the Bride and
Groom as they leave the church.

 

[naturalmwa]

1. Throw Rice
2. Throw Birdseed
3. Blow Bubbles
4. Release Helium Balloons
5. Throw $20 Dollar Bills

Bottom Line: Different Ways to Greet the Bride and
Groom as they leave the church.

Well now you know why gays want weddings.

 

[22*43*51]

And you were throwing a hissy in some other partisan, wing-nut, "FB Wisdom" post earlier...

 

[KitingHigh]

The tradition I hated to see go was throwing rice. Screw the birds.

It wasn't about birds. The idea of a bird being adversely affected by eating rice is one of the dumbest urban myths ever concocted.

The real issue was that people would occasionally slip and fall on the rice and then sue. So you can chalk it up to the lawyers.

I was annoyed about it at my wedding, but that was only one tiny thing among many that was annoying. Our wedding was all about my mother in law, not us.

 

[stout1]

Well now you know why gays want weddings.

Bubbles?

 

[naturalmwa]

Bubbles?

And glitter

 

[dandh]

I think that was Solomon. Not an expert, so that could be wrong. Casts some doubt on his status as a wise man.

Yes, it was Solomon. You know it had to be a smart guy just so he could remember their names. Of course, he was actually known for wisdom, not intelligence, so maybe he just gave them all the same nickname to avoid the problem. "Hey, Pookie, come over here, darlin". Now that would be wisdom.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

1. Throw Rice
2. Throw Birdseed
3. Blow Bubbles
4. Release Helium Balloons
5. Throw $20 Dollar Bills

Bottom Line: Different Ways to Greet the Bride and
Groom as they leave the church.

Bonus gift for anyone who can correctly identify the religion associated with each of those wedding activities.