Let's discuss the cardinal rules of life.

[lucas80]

There was a blurb mentioning cardinal rules on the Score yesterday.
I'll start with one of the most important: Never make the first or third out of an inning at 3rd base.
What do you have? This doesn't have to be a baseball rule to be brought up. Never date a stripper is also a good cardinal rule in life.

 

[Funky Bunch]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

 

[Finance85]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Girls don't have an Adam's Apple.

 

[ihhawk]

Never trust a fart

 

[The Tradition]

I always told my sons that "nothing good ever happens after midnight."

They didn't listen.

 

[BelemNole]

Pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza.
Wrestling is just foreplay.

 

[stillh8unlv]

 

[ParkerHawk]

Breathe

 

[THE_DEVIL]

You don't step on Super Man's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't tug mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[QChawks]

 

[mnole03]

You give money to friends or relatives. You don’t loan or invest it.

 

[SigMaintHawk]

When you have alot to lose....Don't hang around people with nothing to lose...

 

[billanole]

As my ole buddy Jerry would say, “It takes money to drink liquor and ride the train.”

 

[artradley]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's nose

You can prick your finger but don’t finger your prick.

 

[93hawkeye]

Respect is given, trust is earned

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Always bet on black

 

[runkpanole]

Crack is whack

 

[Urohawk]

1. When you shake hands, look a man in the eye.
2. You can lose your job, your house, your family, and they can put you in jail, but they can never take away your education.
3. Giving someone your word is powerful. When penniless, it is the only thing you can give someone that has great value.
4. Unless no other choice, be kind.

 

[Urohawk]

Always bet on black

Except when playing roulette, with a dealer who is a foxy redhead named, "Red".

 

[An Iowa fan]

Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled.

 

[TailgateTom]

I always told my sons that "nothing good ever happens after midnight."

They didn't listen.

My dad said the same. His sex talk to me was the following:

“if all you ever do is pee out of it, you’ll be just fine.”

He was right about both!

 

[sadiehawkins]

You don't step on Super Man's cape
You don't piss into the wind
You don't tug mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Fixed it for u

 

[EasyHawk]

You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep.
The early bird gets the worm.
Nobody said life would be fair.
Don’t lie, it just makes things worse.

 

[LuteHawk]

What makes us human is not our mind, but our HEART.

What makes us human is not our ability to think,
but our ability to LOVE.

 

[billanole]

As young boys creating mayhem, my old man scolded us and preached “Don’t tear it up just because you can.”
When asked what she did at work, my mom who taught journalism and American Lit for decades, said that daily she “Bends willing minds.”

My ole buddy Foohey told us not to sweat the nickel dime shit.
Paul T always said that family would @#%$* you when no one else would.

 

[NDallasRuss]

When it comes to dating, my dad always said "You may not be first, but you can always be next. "

 

[NDallasRuss]

My dad said the same. His sex talk to me was the following:

“if all you ever do is pee out of it, you’ll be just fine.”

He was right about both!

My dad's sex talk one morning while sitting in my car consisted solely of "Don't get in trouble. You KNOW what I mean." I did know what he meant.

 

[runkpanole]

Always wrap up your dong when you’re with @TheonGreyJoy mom.

 

[billanole]

When it comes to dating, my dad always said "You may not be first, but you can always be next. "

Truth.

 

[billanole]

My dad's sex talk one morning while sitting in my car consisted solely of "Don't get in trouble. You KNOW what I mean." I did know what he meant.

My old man would give us that look. You knew what he meant. Years later, one of my buddies told me he was scared to death of my old man. Surprised me, but Pops was a big ole boy who spoke his peace.

 

[goldmom]

You never have a second chance to make a first impression

 

[mthawkeyes]

My old man would give us that look. You knew what he meant. Years later, one of my buddies told me he was scared to death of my old man. Surprised me, but Pops was a big ole boy who spoke his peace.

Never let a WOB slide by unnoticed.

 

[theiacowtipper]

Learned this long ago from a mentor. "Tough conversations never get easier, only tougher." Don’t put them off.

 

[SigMaintHawk]

An oldie but...the truth....Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash...

 

[billanole]

Never let a WOB slide by unnoticed.

It was either war or peace with him.
Good catch, mt.

 

[joelbc1]

In golf, if you are going to hit a "safe shot" make sure you hit a safe shot!

 

[artradley]

When it comes to dating, my dad always said "You may not be first, but you can always be next. "

I hear that a lot in line at OP’s mom’s house…

 

[lucas80]

My dad's sex talk one morning while sitting in my car consisted solely of "Don't get in trouble. You KNOW what I mean." I did know what he meant.

So, basically twice the talk I got.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Always tell the truth, you never have to worry about remembering the lies you’ve told.

It takes a lifetime building up your credibility and only a couple minutes to destroy it. Do the right thing.

When you walk out that door for the evening, don’t forget what your last name is and when you return home, make sure it is intact and in the same condition.