Lindsay Lohan bitten by snake.....

[anon_8rcdnbko1jbe0]

..... the snake died.

*** now, that was so easy it wasn't even fun!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lindsay-lohan-bitten-snake-vacationing-thailand-article-1.3724297

 

[hawkeye54545]

Hopefully snakes can't catch STD's from biting a human. My T's and P's are with the snake.

 

[gonegolfing]

Been a lot of snakes that have spit on Lindsay.

 

[Raglefant]

I'd still bite her with my snake. I love batshit crazy.

 

[Roy-munson]

I'd still bite her with my snake. I love batshit crazy.

Only for one night... don't ever let crazy hang around,

 

[lonestar50]

Was it an Alabama Black Snake?

 

[HawkFantastic]

Seriously........ just because Christmas is over doesn’t mean rules cease to exist.

 

[anon_8rcdnbko1jbe0]

Seriously........ just because Christmas is over doesn’t mean rules cease to exist.

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

 

[ANYCHawk]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[The_Joker13]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

Cocaine is an appetite suppressant. You know that right?

 

[ANYCHawk]

Cocaine is an appetite suppressant. You know that right?

yes. rehab is not

 

[The_Joker13]

yes. rehab is not

Right....

 

[ANYCHawk]

Right....

She looks like every cocaine recoverererer I've been around. How about you. What does she look like to you?

 

[The_Joker13]

She looks like every cocaine recoverererer I've been around. How about you. What does she look like to you?

Looks like someone who hasn’t taken care of themselves and eats whatever they want.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Looks like someone who hasn’t taken care of themselves and eats whatever they want.

with wafer thin legs.

 

[pink shizzle]

Do not want. Her Mean Girl body is long gone.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

I has a sad. Wow.

 

[The_Joker13]

with wafer thin legs.

Yeah, people gain weight differently

 

[torbee]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

Still wood.

One thing I’ve really enjoyed about getting deep into middle age is that my standards have eroded so much, that about 50 percent of all females I see are eminently hittable. Makes being out and about quite enjoyable.

 

[anon_8rcdnbko1jbe0]

Still wood.

One thing I’ve really enjoyed about getting deep into middle age is that my standards have eroded so much, that about 50 percent of all females I see are eminently hittable. Makes being out and about quite enjoyable.

Lol - on point Torbee! But she really looks to have a "skinny mush" body now. Try to grab some buttock but there is no resistance - like grabbing tapioca pudding!

 

[doughuddl2]

Still wood.

One thing I’ve really enjoyed about getting deep into middle age is that my standards have eroded so much, that about 50 percent of all females I see are eminently hittable. Makes being out and about quite enjoyable.

Very, very, very low light.

 

[ScoutRefugee]

I'd still bite her with my snake. I love batshit crazy.

You are fishing in the right pond with that one.

 

[IACub]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

 

[ScoutRefugee]

Hard, hard pass. She has not aged well.

 

[ping72]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

I has a sad. Wow.

I could deal with the gut...it’s the thighs that flaccidize me.

 

[The_Joker13]

Hard, hard pass. She has not aged well.

Nope, and it’s too bad. Honestly, all she has to do is get her ass in the gym and stay off the drugs and she would get work again. Probably like hallmark channel bullshit, but still it’d be something.

 

[Urohawk]

She's only 31. Wow, things have gone to hell!

 

[BrianNole09]

She's only 31. Wow, things have gone to hell!

I know an 86 year old woman that looks the same as Lindsay in a bathing suit.

86.

 

[gonegolfing]

I know an 86 year old woman that looks the same as Lindsay in a bathing suit.

86.

OP's mom?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Htf has this not been posted yet

 

[anon_8rcdnbko1jbe0]

OP's mom?

Umm no. She looks better

 

[jimmy310]

Apparently the snake fu*tup her face even more!

 

[Mattski]

Agree on the days of yore - but unfortunately.....

How'd they get a bikini on E.T.?

 

[QChawks]