LOL at the state of today....

[The Tradition]

So, there's this resort called "Captain Hiram's" in Sebastian Florida.

They make a REALLY BIG DEAL about being "smoke free":

* Totally non-smoking. No vaping or other "substances."

But the logo for this resort features this:

Our Marina Rooms - Capt Hiram's Resort - Sebastian FL Hotel

hirams.com

I guess ol' Capt Hiram will have to go outside to smoke his pipe.

 

[NCHawk5]

You should consider quitting smoking. Nicorette is almost as good with less coughing and cancer.

 

[The Tradition]

You should consider quitting smoking. Nicorette is almost as good with less coughing and cancer.

I suppose you think I should switch to edibles, too.

 

[NCHawk5]

I suppose you think I should switch to edibles, too.

Probably. I’ve smoked cigarettes before, but I don’t see why you would at this point in time. Just way too damn risky.

 

[Drake__Mallard]

So, there's this resort called "Captain Hiram's" in Sebastian Florida.

They make a REALLY BIG DEAL about being "smoke free":

* Totally non-smoking. No vaping or other "substances."

But the logo for this resort features this:

Our Marina Rooms - Capt Hiram's Resort - Sebastian FL Hotel

hirams.com

I guess ol' Capt Hiram will have to go outside to smoke his pipe.

I bet they also dont allow Parrots... who cares?

 

[NewVicHawkeye]

Sucks but we all have to adapt to changes. I recommend a new logo where the Cap has a nicotine patch over his eye instead of a pipe.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I think Trad would like this. I was assigned this in a creative nonfiction class.

I'd Rather Smoke than Kiss (full text article) — HCC Learning Web

learning.hccs.edu

 

[LBoogie28]

Maybe the pipe is empty and the captain, like all (pole) smokers, can’t get over his oral fixation.

 

[Chewback]

Probably. I’ve smoked cigarettes before, but I don’t see why you would at this point in time. Just way too damn risky.

Tasty though.

 

[jellyfish10]

I suppose you think I should switch to edibles, too.

Y knot both?

 

[The Tradition]

Y knot both?

Because you can't smoke any "substances" at Capt Hiram's.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I hope the government lets us know if we get like a 20 minute head start on some nukes flying in from Russia. I'm stopping at kum and go for some black velvet and parliament lights.

 

[3boysmom]

I’m confused. The vast majority of hotel rooms are smoke free. Even balconies.

 

[goldmom]

I’m confused. The vast majority of hotel rooms are smoke free. Even balconies.

Correct. Who wants to pay $200 a night to stay in a place where you’re smelling smoke? 🤧

 

[The Tradition]

I’m confused. The vast majority of hotel rooms are smoke free. Even balconies.

But the vast majority of hotels don't have a captain smoking a pipe as their logo.

 

[3boysmom]

But the vast majority of hotels don't have a captain smoking a pipe as their logo.

Technically there’s no smoke coming out of the pipe. Maybe he just likes something in his mouth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

 

[OrlandNole]

But the vast majority of hotels don't have a captain smoking a pipe as their logo.

I was at a wedding at the Four Seasons in Orlando in March. It felt like summer, but not fall, spring or winter. We all got a good chuckle out of that.

 

[NCHawk5]

I hope the government lets us know if we get like a 20 minute head start on some nukes flying in from Russia. I'm stopping at kum and go for some black velvet and parliament lights.

Don’t pick up man. Hope you’re joking.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Don’t pick up man. Hope you’re joking.

No air raid sirens or nuke alarms on my phone yet bro.

 

[NCHawk5]

No air raid sirens or nuke alarms on my phone yet bro.

Oh I didn’t read your post correctly. Now I see what you meant. Go out with some class though man, black velvet? 🤮

 

[ConvenientParking]

Oh I didn’t read your post correctly. Now I see what you meant. Go out with some class though man, black velvet? 🤮

Black Velvet is the nectar of the Northwoods

 

[The Tradition]

I bet they also dont allow Parrots... who cares?

What if I told you it was an emotional support parrot?

 

[Drake__Mallard]

What if I told you it was an emotional support parrot?

I would say you need a better sense of humor.