Major crisis this morning at our house

[soybean]

SIL is hysterical after she discovered a wrinkle on her face. It appears this otherwise perfect woman has realized she is human afterall. Much crying and feet stomping. Two sisters already here for support, with one more to arrive in the morning. I learned that men are to blame. Happy I will be watching the Chiefs game in the shop alone.

 

[BrunoMars420]

SIL is hysterical after she discovered a wrinkle on her face. It appears this otherwise perfect woman has realized she is human afterall. Much crying and feet stomping. Two sisters already here for support, with one more to arrive in the morning. I learned that men are to blame. Happy I will be watching the Chiefs game in the shop alone.

Pic of wrinkle?

 

[pink shizzle]

This is a joke, right? Sisters aren't actually coming over to support a sad person who discovered a wrinkle.. right?

 

[noleclone2]

Tell her there is plenty of research out there that when sisters **** together, it can stop and even reduce wrinkles. If you need back up @GOHOX69 and @fsu1jreed can put together a legit set of scientific disinformation for you.

 

[soybean]

This is a joke, right? Sisters aren't actually coming over to support a sad person who discovered a wrinkle.. right?

The ways they baby this baby sister would make your head spin.

 

[Moral]

Men aren't even on the list from Dr Oz.

 

[JWolf74]

Thoughts and prayers

 

[JWolf74]

Men aren't even on the list from Dr Oz.

Everyone knows it's trans fats.

 

[billanole]

Everyone knows it's trans fats.

I don’t think I know any trans people that are fat. May need to do some research into this issue, just to ease my curiosity.

 

[hawkeyez]

Tell her you'll pay for Botox if she'll move out? Win, win.

 

[Bonerfarts]

5G is folding our skins!

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Men aren't even on the list from Dr Oz.

Well, he IS a quack. Probably didn’t even look at the peer reviewed studies.

 

[torbee]

SIL is hysterical after she discovered a wrinkle on her face. It appears this otherwise perfect woman has realized she is human afterall. Much crying and feet stomping. Two sisters already here for support, with one more to arrive in the morning. I learned that men are to blame. Happy I will be watching the Chiefs game in the shop alone.

Tell her PIITB is the only treatment and I’ll be over to administer medicine in a half hour.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Protein slurpee

 

[Kelsers]

Alright that's enough. Pic of the SIL or she's fake!

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Alright that's enough. Pic of the SIL or she's fake!

Or so we’ve been lead to believe…..

 

[Bearhawk0505]

Time to start footing her Botox bill.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

What wrinkle?

 

[pink shizzle]

The ways they baby this baby sister would make your head spin.

Sounds pathetic and surrounded by enablers.

 

[sober_teacher]

Thoughts and prayers

gd-it, you beat me to it.

This is the standard response now, right?

 

[Sexican]

Sounds like a serious case of ESPS. Enabled Spoiled Princess Syndrome.

 

[Tenacious E]

Or so we’ve been lead to believe…..

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

SIL is hysterical after she discovered a wrinkle on her face. It appears this otherwise perfect woman has realized she is human afterall. Much crying and feet stomping. Two sisters already here for support, with one more to arrive in the morning. I learned that men are to blame. Happy I will be watching the Chiefs game in the shop alone.

Welp, it's about that time......