Makeup sex

[naturalmwa]

Not the sort you get after you shamed your partner into admitting they are wrong and need to service you to get back into your good graces. (that's how it works right?) But sex with a person wearing cosmetics. How do you deal with all that gunk on her face? Do you just plant her face in the pillow? Do you wipe it off? Do the ladies get pissy if you mess it up? Does it taste bad? I need a hetero education.

 

[Arizona_Hawks]

I cant stand women that have to wear a lot of makeup and especially lipstick. I don't like to kiss girls with lipstick but I will if I have to for the goods.

 

[jscott78]

Not the sort you get after you shamed your partner into admitting they are wrong and need to service you to get back into your good graces. (that's how it works right?) But sex with a person wearing cosmetics. How do you deal with all that gunk on her face? Do you just plant her face in the pillow? Do you wipe it off? Do the ladies get pissy if you mess it up? Does it taste bad? I need a hetero education.

"When I wakeup in my makeup."

 

[markfromj]

Don't like a lot of make-up, but it may be lean.

 

[DrVenkman]

I like how you list the pillow-push as a possible option. That can lead to some tough laundry issues later on. That may not be something that you get from the homo-experience, unless your partner(s) are in drag and have on LOTS of base makeup etc.

Make-up and heavy perfume are two things that are annoying, but if the gal is hot and you're really intent on having sex, then i have found it is something i can overlook.

I will not make a habit out of being with someone that needs a lot of cosmetics. Not my bag baby.

 

[TailgateTom]

Who the hell looks at her face?

 

[IMCC965]

Not the sort you get after you shamed your partner into admitting they are wrong and need to service you to get back into your good graces. (that's how it works right?) But sex with a person wearing cosmetics. How do you deal with all that gunk on her face? Do you just plant her face in the pillow? Do you wipe it off? Do the ladies get pissy if you mess it up? Does it taste bad? I need a hetero education.

Haha. You said "but sex"….haha.

 

[unIowa]

If the lady needs to cake on the make-up she probably isn't naturally good looking. So in that case who cares how you do her, just have your fun and move along to a more natural beauty.

 

[linkshero]

I'm guessing most the posters on here are in so much shock that they are actually getting some, what the person is wearing on their face is probably the least of things they are thinking about. Unless they are paying for it (directly, as in hookers, we all pay for it) in which case they are probably hoping for a lot of make up sex.

 

[longliveCS40]

I generally ask that they remove the makeup but keep the red nose on. I also request a balloon animal in exchange for my services.

 

[Vroom_C14]

Is that brown around the eye?

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Two words: doggy style.

 

[INXS83]

Not the sort you get after you shamed your partner into admitting they are wrong and need to service you to get back into your good graces. (that's how it works right?) But sex with a person wearing cosmetics. How do you deal with all that gunk on her face? Do you just plant her face in the pillow? Do you wipe it off? Do the ladies get pissy if you mess it up? Does it taste bad? I need a hetero education.

I prefer they take a moment to wash it off and freshen up her other parts before engaging in amorous activities if at home. Spontaneity and smeared mascara/lipstick are fine if at a resort, a motel room, bed, sheets, pillows, etc.

 

[SCHawkFan]

I would rather have makeup on the face than hair on the ass.

 

[naturalmwa]

I prefer they take a moment to wash it off and freshen up her other parts before engaging in amorous activities if at home. Spontaneity and smeared mascara/lipstick are fine if at a resort, a motel room, bed, sheets, pillows, etc.

I'm big on working a shower into foreplay myself.

 

[longliveCS40]

I'm big on working a shower into foreplay myself.

Golden, I assume?

 

[naturalmwa]

Golden, I assume?

Only if we're at his place. I don't like a lot of clean up.

 

[longliveCS40]

I personally don't perform golden showers on women...

I'm well hydrated.

Seriously, though, as to the original question, I can't stand women that cake on the makeup. Those are the women that you wake up the next morning and realize she's a damn wildebeest under all that paint. Give me natural beauty, por favor.

 

[N_fuego]

Such an important question that songs have been written about it.

Alaska 5000 sings 'Your Makeup Looks Terrible.'

 

[aflachawk]

Not the sort you get after you shamed your partner into admitting they are wrong and need to service you to get back into your good graces. (that's how it works right?) But sex with a person wearing cosmetics. How do you deal with all that gunk on her face? Do you just plant her face in the pillow? Do you wipe it off? Do the ladies get pissy if you mess it up? Does it taste bad? I need a hetero education.

So I assume gays argue with each other some times? Do you guys ever have make up sex? As far as gay education, I have several questions if you're up(pun unintended) for that?

 

[naturalmwa]

So I assume gays argue with each other some times? Do you guys ever have make up sex? As far as gay education, I have several questions if you're up(pun unintended) for that?

Sure, happy to help you out.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

 

[aflachawk]

Sure, happy to help you out.

Who decides who is the giver and who is the receiver. Not to be crass but just wanted to know.

 

[naturalmwa]

Who decides who is the giver and who is the receiver. Not to be crass but just wanted to know.

Mood and preferences. Sometimes you feel like rutting, sometimes like getting your world rocked and often like both. Often discussion on the topic are the first step in advancing the tango.

 

[HawkinMN]

Does solo count?

 

[who r u]

 

[3boysmom]

Huh. Interesting. I always felt guilty taking off my makeup ahead of time. Married 26 years and never knew makeup was a turn off.

 

[TennesseeWaltz1]

If the lady needs to cake on the make-up she probably isn't naturally good looking. So in that case who cares how you do her, just have your fun and move along to a more natural beauty.

No doubt she has butter face...everything looks good but her face.

 

[TennesseeWaltz1]

Two words: doggy style.

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror while performing it?

 

[jellyfish10]

Huh. Interesting. I always felt guilty taking off my makeup ahead of time. Married 26 years and never knew makeup was a turn off.

You gonna learn today!

 

[naturalmwa]

No doubt she has butter face...everything looks good but her face.

I'm surprised you're taking this view. Isn't Mrs. Waltz around retirement age? Doesn't she have a battle chest of war paint she applies? So .... ? You must have a healthy perspective on what I'm asking here. do you avoid making out with the face? Do you hose her down first? Does it maybe taste good? Maybe Maybelline makes great tasting foundation. Is there a market for such a thing?

Don't make me start kissing your women, cuz I could steal em easy.

 

[TennesseeWaltz1]

I'm surprised you're taking this view. Isn't Mrs. Waltz around retirement age? Doesn't she have a battle chest of war paint she applies? So .... ? You must have a healthy perspective on what I'm asking here. do you avoid making out with the face? Do you hose her down first? Does it maybe taste good? Maybe Maybelline makes great tasting foundation. Is there a market for such a thing?

Don't make me start kissing your women, cuz I could steal em easy.

I got rid of the 2nd Mrs Waltz 8 years ago...and fortunately for me there has been no one to take her place.

 

[JWolf74]

I generally ask that they remove the makeup but keep the red nose on. I also request a balloon animal in exchange for my services.

 

[3boysmom]

I'm curious. How would you be tasting her foundation? Do you lick their face? Because yuck. If I start sexing myself out there will be no licking of the face.

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm curious. How would you be tasting her foundation? Do you lick their face? Because yuck. If I start sexing myself out there will be no licking of the face.

Oh yea, lots of puppy play. Chew the chin, bite the neck, mouth the face, nuzzle the eye socket. Beard and nose get used all over as you tussle and roll and play. Now I'm getting excited, time for bed.