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Marry - Kill - Bang

QChawks

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Feb 11, 2013
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OK. One thing I’ve never understood about this is do you get to bang the one you marry? At least at first? How long do you have to stay married? Also the one you choose to bang, is that a 1 time thing? And the one you kill, can you bang her to death? (Consensually of course). So many questions.
 
I don’t know their names, but I do know the characters, and this one is easy AF. From left to right:

Marry, Bang, Kill
 
OK. One thing I’ve never understood about this is do you get to bang the one you marry? At least at first? How long do you have to stay married? Also the one you choose to bang, is that a 1 time thing? And the one you kill, can you bang her to death? (Consensually of course). So many questions.

Valid questions. I’ll attempt to answer.

marry = good looking, great personality can bang as much as you want too

kill - annoying and least attractive, no banging

bang - attractive but annoying. One time fock.
 
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OK. One thing I’ve never understood about this is do you get to bang the one you marry? At least at first? How long do you have to stay married? Also the one you choose to bang, is that a 1 time thing? And the one you kill, can you bang her to death? (Consensually of course). So many questions.
It's marriage so no you don't get laid
 
Valid questions. I’ll attempt to answer.

marry = good looking, great personality can bang as much as you want too

kill - annoying and least attractive, no banging

bang - attractive but annoying. One time fock.
Dear diary,

I had the courage to ask a burning question today, and I was rewarded with enlightenment. I haven’t felt this good since I figured out M1 vs M2. Glory be!
 
Valid questions. I’ll attempt to answer.

marry = good looking, great personality can bang as much as you want too

kill - annoying and least attractive, no banging

bang - attractive but annoying. One time fock.

I've always interpreted "marry" is the one that you have to be with as a companion, but not for the funny business.
 
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