Meanwhile in Missouri …

[St. Louis Hawk]

The Onion has no chance keeping up with this stupidity.

We live in the dumbest possible simulation.

 

[speak34]

Can we just give them the Bird? She worthless as well.

 

[joelbc1]

Mizzery is just a hot mess politically.,

 

[95Hawk]

They’re not shaking the “weird” accusations anytime soon.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Let’s get those teens birthn’ babies then keep ‘em barefoot and cleaning. If that’s not progress, I don’t know what is.

 

[joelbc1]

Let’s get those teens birthn’ babies then keep ‘em barefoot and cleaning. If that’s not progress, I don’t know what is.

God’s way!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

The politicians on the right have realized they are nothing without their evangelical base. Gotta feed the beast.

 

[Chishawk1425]

This is MAINSTREAM Republican trash

 

[Scruddy]

All the left does is lie lol

 

[lucas80]

The politicians on the right have realized they are nothing without their evangelical base. Gotta feed the beast.

This is also what happens when your leadership is far right evangelical due to a warped primary system.

 

[lucas80]

The Onion has no chance keeping up with this stupidity.

We live in the dumbest possible simulation.

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I'm only shocked that he didn't include language prioritizing white baby births.

 

[abby97]

The Onion has no chance keeping up with this stupidity.

We live in the dumbest possible simulation.

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Almost as bad as allowing men to dress in girls locker rooms and failing to vet terroris and drug dealers.