Melania, the documentary
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Kiss the Ring for more power and $$. Bezos is the real life Dr Evil.
Meh. The ratings and review will be shame enough.
I can't imagine what will be in that documentary that will be interesting enough to watch unless they uncovered some of her early porn work. She came to the US, married a rich fat guy after he got her some modeling gigs, she pumped out an anchor baby, then she utilized chain migration to get the rest of her family over to the US, and she's been sponging off of the taxpayers.
Riveting stuff.
I can't imagine what will be in that documentary that will be interesting enough to watch unless they uncovered some of her early porn work. She came to the US, married a rich fat guy after he got her some modeling gigs, she pumped out an anchor baby, then she utilized chain migration to get the rest of her family over to the US, and she's been sponging off of the taxpayers.
Riveting stuff.
Seems like the sort of fluff film you might see in North Korea.
Melania is going to be the producer, so I’m sure we’ll get all of the juicy gossip. It’s really a shame to see Bezos bend over like this, but then again, he’s a huge piece of crap, so he’s got that going for him.
Happier every day that MacKenzie took him for a mint and is committed to giving it away.
She gets a producer credit to slide more money at her, I assume.
Should we keep this thread active, or wait for Ryan/Biggrey/Northern/50k… To fap out a review when the movie is released?
It'll probably be held up as a movie of truth and expose not dissimilar to the 1000 jackasses "documentary" in certain circles.
Fair point. She’s overcome so much in her life. Her husband’s repeated affairs that he drug out into public. His money woes. Having to pretend she likes Christmas and the dirty poors that are attracted to her husband’s cult.
Ironic that citizens of 17 states won’t be able to watch the documentary without the use of a VPN
Figures it would be coming out after Pornhub gets blocked in Florida. 🤨
I'm utterly shocked that someone at Fox that loser network that hired Matt Gaetz didn't come up with this idea first. Of course Bezos is playing to Trump's ego, but, dammit, that is our job!!
So it’s going to skip over the porn star turned illegal immigrant turned greencard wife era?
