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Merry ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘christmASS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ all you ๐Ÿ’ชsanta sluts๐Ÿ’ช

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It's christmASS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ eve๐Ÿ—“๏ธ in Dickcember๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ„. All of you thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… little ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง sluts ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ better get ready for santas ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ present ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ. Warm up that ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ fire and roast those chestnuts ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆand get ready to let that big man slide right down your ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  chimney and rustle your ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ because ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… Santa Clause ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcumming๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to town. It doesn't matter this year if you're on the ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟnaughty๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ or the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆnice๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ list because either or you're getting a little ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…of Santas ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽMilk ๐Ÿผ and cookies๐Ÿช. So pour up that ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ eggnog ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ and unwrap that present ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ because ol Saint ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Big Dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Nick ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… loves his little ๐Ÿ’ช santa sluts๐Ÿ’ช. Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ freaky hoes to make sure you ๐Ÿ’ฆwet๐Ÿ’ฆ that candy cane and ๐Ÿ’€beat that holiday ๐Ÿ™€kitty up. Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're dickcember will be ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽmerry๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ for all, get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you have absolutely no ๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…hoes. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅš
 
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It's christmASS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ eve๐Ÿ—“๏ธ in Dickcember๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ„. All of you thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… little ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง sluts ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ better get ready for santas ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ present ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ. Warm up that ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ fire and roast those chestnuts ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆand get ready to let that big man slide right down your ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  chimney and rustle your ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ because ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… Santa Clause ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcumming๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to town. It doesn't matter this year if you're on the ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟnaughty๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ or the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆnice๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ list because either or you're getting a little ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…of Santas ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽMilk ๐Ÿผ and cookies๐Ÿช. So pour up that ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ eggnog ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ and unwrap that present ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ because ol Saint ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Big Dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Nick ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… loves his little ๐Ÿ’ช santa sluts๐Ÿ’ช. Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ freaky hoes to make sure you ๐Ÿ’ฆwet๐Ÿ’ฆ that candy cane and ๐Ÿ’€beat that holiday ๐Ÿ™€kitty up. Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're dickcember will be ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽmerry๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ for all, get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you have absolutely no ๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…hoes. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅš
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THIS WASNT FOR YOU but now that you responded you have to send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ freaky hoes to make sure you ๐Ÿ’ฆwet๐Ÿ’ฆ that candy cane and ๐Ÿ’€beat that holiday ๐Ÿ™€kitty up. Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're dickcember will be ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽmerry๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ for all, get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you have absolutely no ๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…hoes. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅš
 
Didn't Joel have a kinda racist lib version or one of these a few years back? My memory is going so I may be combining several posts
 
It's christmASS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ eve๐Ÿ—“๏ธ in Dickcember๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ„. All of you thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… little ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ง sluts ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ better get ready for santas ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ present ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ. Warm up that ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ fire and roast those chestnuts ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆand get ready to let that big man slide right down your ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  chimney and rustle your ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ because ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… Santa Clause ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcumming๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to town. It doesn't matter this year if you're on the ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟnaughty๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ or the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆnice๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ list because either or you're getting a little ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…of Santas ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽMilk ๐Ÿผ and cookies๐Ÿช. So pour up that ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ eggnog ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฆ and unwrap that present ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ because ol Saint ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†Big Dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Nick ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… loves his little ๐Ÿ’ช santa sluts๐Ÿ’ช. Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ freaky hoes to make sure you ๐Ÿ’ฆwet๐Ÿ’ฆ that candy cane and ๐Ÿ’€beat that holiday ๐Ÿ™€kitty up. Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're dickcember will be ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽmerry๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ for all, get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you have absolutely no ๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…ho๐ŸŽ…hoes. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅš

I'll give this a 10 for effort...

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