Money Owed

[sadhawk]

At this point I would like to know who at the athletic department I can contact to reimburse me for the damages their lack of performance the last 3 years caused our family. At the end of the Nebby game I burned all my hawkeye gear and then at the end of the TN game I burned all of my families hawkeye gear. After their 7-0 start they are the ones on fire and I not only had to buy all new Hawk gear I had my cars painted black and gold!
Does anyone have a good contact for me?

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

8 points for creativity and 2 points for delivery. Solid 10/20 I suppose.

 

[icu81222]

Sounds like good money needs spent in a psych ward.

 

[markfromj]

...their lack of performance the last 3 years

You were unsatisfied with 2013?

 

[bagdropper]

Jebus, take of the underoos before you post...