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My neighbor, who had a Swedish grandfather, is processing our chickens today.Who should I call to report this, Trump or Vance?

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She is very quiet today, but she knew all along how this would end.
Damn Swedes... Who let them in? You know how lazy they are. Them being all rapist and murderers and chicken eaters and the like. Quick, how soon can we build a big beautiful wall to keep them out? I'm sure Bonespurs can get Sweden to write a check to pay for that wall. Let's get on it.
 
My extended family used to do this a couple times a year in our back yard. Kids caught the chickens, the men stood back with cigs in their mouths and drinks in their hands, while the women dealt with the feathers, blood, and shit. Those were the days.

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