Naked woman, high on drugs, destroys a Subway restaurant

[TJ8869]

Police say she entered the restaurant around 5pm last night and went into the bathroom. She came out about 2 hours later, fully nude, and proceeded to trash everything she could get her hands on.

I haven't seen her name reported yet, so no pics as of now, other than the havoc she wreaked.

One down, 44,279 to go.

 

[TexMichFan]

This is what happens when you watch the Democratic debate in a bathroom.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Some people take National No Bra Day just a tick too far.

 

[beanerhawk]

 

[beanerhawk]

Wood.

 

[JWolf74]

I'd show her my foot long, if ya know what I mean.

 

[LuteHawk]

She is part of the national campaign to remodel all the
Subways. This 35 year old gal decided it should start
In Alaska. She is related to Sarah Palin and will plead
photo opportunity.

 

[bagdropper]

Evidently she was being considered to be the new Subway Jared, but her vetting process didn't go as planned.

 

[TJ8869]

I'd show her my foot long, if ya know what I mean.

You do realize Subway's "footlongs" are actually 11 inches, right? Congratulations on having a tiny 11-inch penis.

 

[TJ8869]

Nikki Abrell went into the Subway on Tudor Road around 5 p.m. Tuesday and locked herself in the bathroom for two hours and refused to come out, Shell said.

I have yet to encounter a Nikki who wasn't batshit crazy.

 

[theiacowtipper]

Excited Delirium. Typically brought on by cocaine or bath salt abuse. The one true indicator of the condition is super human strength with a typical nude presentation by the patient. Hang with this video, the good part starts at about 20 seconds.

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

Some people take National No Bra Day just a tick too far.

I was going to say, "BAU"...but I think your reply beats that!

 

[JWolf74]

You do realize Subway's "footlongs" are actually 11 inches, right? Congratulations on having a tiny 11-inch penis.

It's my shame in life.

 

[markfromj]

Said the Subway employee to her, "No, ma'am...it's 'Eat Fresh....FRESH!'".

 

[ANYCHawk]

The other patrons were thinking Arby's.

 

[2bagger22]

She did everyone a favor.

 

[ping72]

If it were a Jimmy John's she would have been out of the bathroom in less than 2 minutes.

 

[Fan In Black]

Nikki Abrell went into the Subway on Tudor Road around 5 p.m. Tuesday and locked herself in the bathroom for two hours and refused to come out, Shell said.

I have yet to encounter a Nikki who wasn't batshit crazy.

Lol. This is so true.

 

[HotelAlphaWilcoKilo]

I never met mother Theresa

Like most of those Catholic girls, she convinced herself that anal-only meant she remained virginal.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

This is what happens when you watch the Democratic debate in a bathroom.

Well, this is certainly the amount of brain impairment it takes to vote Republican these days.

I imagine this is a typical night at home for Ben Carson when that idiot savant brings home the hospital "goodies".