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National champ picks (wrong answers only)

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My non-favorite national title winners:

125 - Arujau

Not sure if this counts, but Suriano is the presumptive favorite.

133 - McGee

He's looked so good on top, and on his feet, remnants of Nahshon

141 - Seabass

Lee looks great on top, but I've got Seabass pulling it out.

149 - Gomez

Always one throw away from shocking the nation.

157 - Deakin

He finally gets over his NCAA yips and wins the dang thing

165 - Marinelli

The Bull

174 - KemDawg

Guts out 1 point victories all the way to a title

184 - Keckeisen

Runs the gauntlet

197 - Jacob Warner

Tom figures out how to recover these guys and Warner looks like he's interested in scoring points

285 - Cass

Gable breaks his ankle in the first period, tries to wrestle on it and gets pinned.
 
My non-favorite national title winners:

125 - Arujau

Not sure if this counts, but Suriano is the presumptive favorite.

133 - McGee

He's looked so good on top, and on his feet, remnants of Nahshon

141 - Seabass

Lee looks great on top, but I've got Seabass pulling it out.

149 - Gomez

Always one throw away from shocking the nation.

157 - Deakin

He finally gets over his NCAA yips and wins the dang thing

165 - Marinelli

The Bull

174 - KemDawg

Guts out 1 point victories all the way to a title

184 - Keckeisen

Runs the gauntlet

197 - Jacob Warner

Tom figures out how to recover these guys and Warner looks like he's interested in scoring points

285 - Cass

Gable breaks his ankle in the first period, tries to wrestle on it and gets pinned.
125- Drake Ayala

Hits the Treigning Lab, gets rid of shoulder wrap and goes Spencer Lee beast mode on the Field from the 13 seed.

133 - Austin DeSanto

Perfects double leg in extra practice sessions in Dan Gable's basement and rights some wrongs taking out Fix and RBY. Cael's head explodes in the process.

141 - Jaydin Eireman

Cradles his way thru the field after playing possum all year. Takes off "fake" leg wrap and throws it to Cael as a souvenir.

149 - Max Murin

Wins first 4 matches with escape and riding time point, then goes upper body with Austin Gomez in the Finals and body locks him to his back for the Pinfall!

157 - Kaleb Young

Suddenly remembers he's Tom Brands Son-In-Law, and morphs into Brands mode and techs the rest of the field other than Brady Berge, who gets DQ'd for stalling in their match. Cael wishing he had Eireman's leg wrap already to wipe away the tears.

165 - Alex Marinelli

Wants to toss everybody on their head going in, but ribs are good and he decides 3-1 wins after the quarters are close enough.

174 - Michael Kemerer

Fills out AARP forms prior to the tournament to get his mind cleared, hits the Treigning Lab with Ayala and subsequently wreaks havoc on those who thought he was done.

184 - Abe Assad

Figures if that little shit Jesse Whitmer can do this, why can't I? And off he goes as the 2nd "strongest man in the world"!

197 - Jacob Warner

Happy that he knows how to drive a car better than A.J. Ferrari, and borrows A.J.'s mirror before the tourney for some flexing opportunities. Proceeds to march thru the bracket with some breathtaking 3-2 wins.

HWT. - Tony Cassioppi

Big Cass methodically makes his way to the Finals, where he is to meet Olympic Champion Gable Steveson. But Gable's Agent calls Saturday morning saying there's been a mixup and he needs to hop on a plane immediately to face Brock Lesnar in a cage match in Bismarck, ND. Tony slowly but surely saunters to the center of the mat and gets his hand raised.

Cael is spotted at a nearby Perkins wearing a wig and mumbling to himself while trying to get thru a pile of pancakes wondering what could have went so horribly wrong. Calls Spencer Lee to see what his plans are for 2023, then heads off to Bismarck to see if Gable might have one more year in him.

Hawks Roll!
 
125- Drake Ayala

Hits the Treigning Lab, gets rid of shoulder wrap and goes Spencer Lee beast mode on the Field from the 13 seed.

133 - Austin DeSanto

Perfects double leg in extra practice sessions in Dan Gable's basement and rights some wrongs taking out Fix and RBY. Cael's head explodes in the process.

141 - Jaydin Eireman

Cradles his way thru the field after playing possum all year. Takes off "fake" leg wrap and throws it to Cael as a souvenir.

149 - Max Murin

Wins first 4 matches with escape and riding time point, then goes upper body with Austin Gomez in the Finals and body locks him to his back for the Pinfall!

157 - Kaleb Young

Suddenly remembers he's Tom Brands Son-In-Law, and morphs into Brands mode and techs the rest of the field other than Brady Berge, who gets DQ'd for stalling in their match. Cael wishing he had Eireman's leg wrap already to wipe away the tears.

165 - Alex Marinelli

Wants to toss everybody on their head going in, but ribs are good and he decides 3-1 wins after the quarters are close enough.

174 - Michael Kemerer

Fills out AARP forms prior to the tournament to get his mind cleared, hits the Treigning Lab with Ayala and subsequently wreaks havoc on those who thought he was done.

184 - Abe Assad

Figures if that little shit Jesse Whitmer can do this, why can't I? And off he goes as the 2nd "strongest man in the world"!

197 - Jacob Warner

Happy that he knows how to drive a car better than A.J. Ferrari, and borrows A.J.'s mirror before the tourney for some flexing opportunities. Proceeds to march thru the bracket with some breathtaking 3-2 wins.

HWT. - Tony Cassioppi

Big Cass methodically makes his way to the Finals, where he is to meet Olympic Champion Gable Steveson. But Gable's Agent calls Saturday morning saying there's been a mixup and he needs to hop on a plane immediately to face Brock Lesnar in a cage match in Bismarck, ND. Tony slowly but surely saunters to the center of the mat and gets his hand raised.

Cael is spotted at a nearby Perkins wearing a wig and mumbling to himself while trying to get thru a pile of pancakes wondering what could have went so horribly wrong. Calls Spencer Lee to see what his plans are for 2023, then heads off to Bismarck to see if Gable might have one more year in him.

Hawks Roll!
Finally. If we’re dreaming, let’s at least do it wearing black and gold goggles. Sheesh…
 
125 - Spencer Lee

133 - Attasauov Ramazan

141 - Dylan Droegemueller

149 - Luciano Arroyo

157 - Ryan Deskinson

165 - Mario Biancamano

174 - Brinton Simingtonson

184 - Abe Assad

197 - Brooks Sacharczykson

285 - Ben HipstotheParty Goldin
 
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125 - Fabian Gutierrez from UT Chatanooga vs Brandon Courtney ASU
Terry coached down there many years ago and his mojo finally infected someone. So Fabian wins while the whole crowd cheers "Lets go Brandon" for the ASU grappler.

133 - McGee
He is an Illinois high school kid and it is our year.

141 - Micic
He becomes inspired because he has friends in Russia and the Ukraine that need some good news.

149 - Gomez
Dresser needs to be able to say he coached more than 1 NCAA champ and Gomez is an Illinois high school kid also.

157 - O'Connor vs Carr
After Dresser taking credit for coaching more than 1 NCAA champ after Gomez won, the Gods of fairness and truth had to punish him. And O'Connor is an Illinois kid also and like I said - it is our year.

165 - Braunagel
Why not? - and he is an Illinois kid.

174 - Dustin Plott
Because I just like a kid with teeth missing in front and is able to joke about it. A good sense of humor is often an under rated quality in a successful wrestler.

184 - Keckeisen
He is a Wisconsin high school kid and is wrestling in Iowa. Both states border Illinois, so we get a little bit of credit for him.

197 - Schultz
Guess which state he wrestled in high school and also Manning is about to blow an artery if he doesn't get a champ soon. The same Gods who punished Dresser, are keeping Manning around as an example of how not to act. A learning tool - so to speak.

Hwt. - Stencil from Central Mich.
Some things just can't be explained and this will be one of them.
 
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125- Drake Ayala

Hits the Treigning Lab, gets rid of shoulder wrap and goes Spencer Lee beast mode on the Field from the 13 seed.

133 - Austin DeSanto

Perfects double leg in extra practice sessions in Dan Gable's basement and rights some wrongs taking out Fix and RBY. Cael's head explodes in the process.

141 - Jaydin Eireman

Cradles his way thru the field after playing possum all year. Takes off "fake" leg wrap and throws it to Cael as a souvenir.

149 - Max Murin

Wins first 4 matches with escape and riding time point, then goes upper body with Austin Gomez in the Finals and body locks him to his back for the Pinfall!

157 - Kaleb Young

Suddenly remembers he's Tom Brands Son-In-Law, and morphs into Brands mode and techs the rest of the field other than Brady Berge, who gets DQ'd for stalling in their match. Cael wishing he had Eireman's leg wrap already to wipe away the tears.

165 - Alex Marinelli

Wants to toss everybody on their head going in, but ribs are good and he decides 3-1 wins after the quarters are close enough.

174 - Michael Kemerer

Fills out AARP forms prior to the tournament to get his mind cleared, hits the Treigning Lab with Ayala and subsequently wreaks havoc on those who thought he was done.

184 - Abe Assad

Figures if that little shit Jesse Whitmer can do this, why can't I? And off he goes as the 2nd "strongest man in the world"!

197 - Jacob Warner

Happy that he knows how to drive a car better than A.J. Ferrari, and borrows A.J.'s mirror before the tourney for some flexing opportunities. Proceeds to march thru the bracket with some breathtaking 3-2 wins.

HWT. - Tony Cassioppi

Big Cass methodically makes his way to the Finals, where he is to meet Olympic Champion Gable Steveson. But Gable's Agent calls Saturday morning saying there's been a mixup and he needs to hop on a plane immediately to face Brock Lesnar in a cage match in Bismarck, ND. Tony slowly but surely saunters to the center of the mat and gets his hand raised.

Cael is spotted at a nearby Perkins wearing a wig and mumbling to himself while trying to get thru a pile of pancakes wondering what could have went so horribly wrong. Calls Spencer Lee to see what his plans are for 2023, then heads off to Bismarck to see if Gable might have one more year in him.

Hawks Roll!
I know it’s only March, but I nominate this for post of the year. Fake leg wrap= genius
 
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