Never too early to start thinking Valentine's Day gifts for the Special Lady in your life . . .

[torbee]

It can be a struggle to be creative and giving on these special days. Here at GIAOT, we are a community that helps each other.

I will get this thread on potential gift items for the lovely ladies of our lives started:

 

[Finance85]

Gosh, I would have thought stainless steel would be old technology by now.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

$160!?!

 

[torbee]

$160!?!

It makes 'em squirt, bro. Worth every penny.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

It makes 'em squirt, bro. Worth every penny.

Oh I'm on board, it's a quality purchase. Just a little sticker shock. After masterbating for free for decades anything over three figures sound ridiculous.

 

[ThorneStockton]

Kind of small isn't it? At least for what OP's mom is used to taking.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

I would think OP's wife is ready for some real pipe.

 

[Wendy79]

Seems like it'd be cold.

 

[torbee]

Seems like it'd be cold.

FTA:

I didn’t want to feel like I was boning an icicle, so I boiled up some water and poured it over my dildo until it felt warm, smooth, and impossibly hard. I know that’s very Stephanie Meyer of me to say, but that’s the sick thing about Capo: it’s the kind of sex toy that effortlessly bridgeses the tastes of W.A.S.P. metalheads,

 

[GOHOX69]

I got a stuffed animal for my lady from Walmart. Will get some flowers from flowerama. Also, dinner wherever she likes.

 

[QChawks]

It makes 'em squirt, bro. Worth every penny.

 

[Wendy79]

FTA:

I didn’t want to feel like I was boning an icicle, so I boiled up some water and poured it over my dildo until it felt warm, smooth, and impossibly hard. I know that’s very Stephanie Meyer of me to say, but that’s the sick thing about Capo: it’s the kind of sex toy that effortlessly bridgeses the tastes of W.A.S.P. metalheads,

That's way too much work.

 

[Moral]

That's way too much work.

I'll have to add this to the list of great uses for the sous vide.

 

[thewop]

It can be a struggle to be creative and giving on these special days. Here at GIAOT, we are a community that helps each other.

I will get this thread on potential gift items for the lovely ladies of our lives started:

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It's the YETI mug of vibrators

 

[QChawks]

It's the YETI mug of vibrators

A Yeti vibrator would be $300

 

[IACub]

A Yeti vibrator would be $300

But it would stay warm forever.

 

[Fan In Black]

you have to have a vast dildo collection.

 

[Wendy79]

you have to have a vast dildo collection.

Dildos are old school. There are toys that do so much more.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Is this thread homophobic and/or chauvinistic?

 

[Wendy79]

Is this thread homophobic and/or chauvinistic?

...........

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

$160!?!

I got a couple of union buddies who are certified to weld stainless steel and I have some stainless that Proctor and Gamble left behind from their Scope line. I think I've got an idea...

 

[torbee]

Is this thread homophobic and/or chauvinistic?

 

[torbee]

Is this thread homophobic and/or chauvinistic?

I'm out here trying to give ladies the best 'gasms of their lives and you are coming at me with this b.s.

C'mon man.

 

[TJ8869]

That's way too much work.

If I ever decide that boiling a pot of water is too much work to have an amazing orgasm, I hope someone is merciful and shoves me in front of a subway train.

 

[Fan In Black]

If I ever decide that boiling a pot of water is too much work to have an amazing orgasm, I hope someone is merciful and shoves me in front of a subway train.

I like to stick one hand in a boiling pot of water right as I am coming. and keep it there until I'm done. It's quite a sensation.

 

[Wendy79]

If I ever decide that boiling a pot of water is too much work to have an amazing orgasm, I hope someone is merciful and shoves me in front of a subway train.

Why boil water when you can have a toy that does so much more than the stainless steel one and requires no prep besides turning it on?

 

[theVoicefromtheTomb]

Dildos are old school. There are toys that do so much more.

A little more detail please. My wife , er friend, wants to know

 

[TJ8869]

Why boil water when you can have a toy that does so much more than the stainless steel one and requires no prep besides turning it on?

Which toy would that be?

 

[Wendy79]

A little more detail please. My wife , er friend, wants to know

Whch toy would that be?

Sucking, flicking, rotating, thrusting...

 

[TJ8869]

Sucking, flicking, rotating, thrusting...

That’s a lot of features. Is it a life-sized audioanimatronic Nacho Vidal?

 

[Wendy79]

It is not.

 

[torbee]

Sucking, flicking, rotating, thrusting...

 

[SolarHawk]

It makes 'em squirt, bro. Worth every penny.

I can do that for free brah.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Gosh, I would have thought stainless steel would be old technology by now.

 

[theVoicefromtheTomb]

Sucking, flicking, rotating, thrusting...

What would she, er they, need me for?

 

[Wendy79]

What would she, er they, need me for?

Make her a sandwich?

 

[fsu1jreed]

Make her a sandwich?

H.O.L.Y. F.V.C.K.

 

[Gimmered]

It makes 'em squirt, bro. Worth every penny.

You need a tool for that?

 

[Gimmered]

Make her a sandwich?

And Wendy wins the internet today.

 

[The Tradition]

This thread delivers....