Saw this on Twitter earlier. I will never ever understand how someone can abuse an animal.
Warning: Might get the eyes a little watered up.
Warning: Might get the eyes a little watered up.
Don’t know brah. Probably being a bitch somewhere.Speaking of Bit*** how is your mom?
You never learn to steer with your knees bro?So question. If she is petting her dog with the right hand and filming with the left....who is driving?
You never learn to steer with your knees bro?
I usually try not to talk to my Uber driver either. Don’t church it up and call it a “chauffeur.”my chauffeur drives, I don't ask questions.
I usually try not to talk to my Uber driver either. Don’t church it up and call it a “chauffeur.”
Don’t worry. Sooner or later you’ll get that special one that will just murder you on the spot. Then charge you the no show fee after he dumps your body.uber?
I keep getting kidnapped and they keep throwing me back because I can't shut up
Saw this on Twitter earlier. I will never ever understand how someone can abuse an animal.
Warning: Might get the eyes a little watered up.
Saw this on Twitter earlier. I will never ever understand how someone can abuse an animal.
Warning: Might get the eyes a little watered up.
We’ve all been thereHate to break this to you, but all that dog cares about is trying to get a hando on the way home.
So question. If she is petting her dog with the right hand and filming with the left....who is driving?
So question. If she is petting her dog with the right hand and filming with the left....who is driving?
Maybe it's a Tesla?
Hate to break this to you, but all that dog cares about is trying to get a hando on the way home.
W R O N G ! ! ! !
Dogs can lick their own balls. The lucky bastards!!!!!!!!!!
How do you know?Not the same as someone else doing it.
How do you know?
The night before the morning you "mysteriously" hurt your back. We know.I dreamed I could do it once and it wasn't the same.
W R O N G ! ! ! !
Dogs can lick their own balls. The lucky bastards!!!!!!!!!!
So question. If she is petting her dog with the right hand and filming with the left....who is driving?
OP's dong was abused and then abandoned. Cut to a clip of OP's mom stroking abused and abandoned dong while sobbing.You people are just begging for another dong parody thread, aren’t ya?
It can be.
Yup. But watch out for all-white trucks in your path. A Tesla apparently can't see that.
And jaywalkers...Yup. But watch out for all-white trucks in your path. A Tesla apparently can't see that.
And jaywalkers...