New Menu Selection for my Right-wing friends...

[joelbc1]

It is called a "Trump-wich"....It features two slices of white bread, stuffed with balogna and topped with Russian dressing......It retails at $19.95.
Enjoy.

 

[Torg]

Maybe we can hope it's toast(ed)

 

[lucas80]

As you stand and look at the menu board a fat guy with horrible hair comes up and just orders it for you.

 

[lucas80]

It is called a "Trump-wich"....It features two slices of white bread, stuffed with balogna and topped with Russian dressing......It retails at $19.95.
Enjoy.

To be a real Trumpwich it would promise to have Russian dressing, but come with either a knockoff Chinese version, or none at all. After complaining the manager would tell you it's coming right out (Which never appears), or earnestly tell you it's really on there, and you just can't see it. The $19.95 was the suggested price, and the actual sandwich will come in 25 percent over the original price. Shortly after the sandwich arrives it collapses into a soupy pile due to shoddy workmanship.

 

[Jan Itor]

As you stand and look at the menu board a fat guy with horrible hair comes up and just orders it for you.

Like Michael Moore?

 

[thewop]

Not sure if serious, but it sounds like an excellent way to capitalize on the outrage of the left. Commendable work by the sandwich shop owner. $1.00 worth of ingredients sold for $20 to a group not known for fiscal responibility...brilliant

 

[LuteHawk]

Last November, Hillary Clinton ate Crow for about
three weeks.

 

[PerkyForHerky]

Not sure if serious, but it sounds like an excellent way to capitalize on the outrage of the left. Commendable work by the sandwich shop owner. $1.00 worth of ingredients sold for $20 to a group not known for fiscal responibility...brilliant

I'd like to see one called the Bernie. One piece of bread, one slice of meat, $4. And the next 3 people in line behind you are automatically required to get the same thing and pay $4 as well.

 

[Hawkeye Swarm]

Not sure if serious, but it sounds like an excellent way to capitalize on the outrage of the left. Commendable work by the sandwich shop owner. $1.00 worth of ingredients sold for $20 to a group not known for fiscal responibility...brilliant

LOL!!!