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1893, huh? I bet the water pressure is just great in the shower.

Maybe I'll just stop by the bar and have a drink?

See my previous post. It’s a fantastic and nicely renovated hotel. And yes the Sazerac Bar is one of the best bars in the city that has ALL of the best bars.
 
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Hmm. Both easy walk to French Qtr? I think my conference is based out of conference center, but would rather be closer to stuff for my wife to check out and away from conference dorks.

Yes; both are close to the FQ. I’d also suggest taking the street car to City Park (west on Canal St). The cool cemetery is down there as well. And the street car up St. Charles tonMagazine St.
 
We stayed at the Jung in September. Nice big rooms but would try and get a room not across from Tulane Medical School (Little natural lighting though the rooms have good lights.)

Visit the WW2 Museum-I heard she likes big guns :)
 
Much to my shock, the bachelorette and her friends let the hottest one go with me, saying right in front of me, “Now normally there’s no way we’d split up our group, but we can tell you’re a really nice guy, so be nice and be sure to have her back soon.”

Not a problem, I tell them, but just as we’re walking out the door, I hear a “Hey _____ - get back here!” I’ll spare you the long and boring details of all the drama, but basically one of the bridesmaids had disappeared, and no one knew where she was. The others weren’t going to let us go now, they decided, which I really didn’t mind. Safer that way, and I was having a great time there anyway.

After a while, all the girls, but especially the bachelorette, started getting really freaked out about their missing friend, and they really had no idea what to do. Making phone calls and deliberating about it forever, they considered doing things that would only have made matters worse. Eventually I stepped in to take control of the situation, and put together a plan to find the missing girl without splitting up their group. I was pretty concerned about her too, and thought about how many girls were going to be raped that evening in NO. Pretty sobering thought. Luckily, she wasn’t one of them, as we found her a few blocks away about a half hour later, and she was fine.

When we found her, the b-ette was pissed – for a while, I thought they were going to come to blows. Eventually she’s just like “* this – I’m getting out of here – you coming, Chicago?” (Chicago is me). The hottest one pulls the b-ette aside and tells her about the coke. Totally sober at this point (her friend was missing for hours), her eyes freakin lit up – “OOOOOO – let’s go!!” and me, the b-ette, and the hottest head back to their hotel room.

Up to that point, I hadn’t really noticed the b-ette much. Her face was kind of goofy, and she had all kinds of stupid costuming on over her clothes. When she took that stuff off, it turned out that she has a 10 body too. Not relatively speaking, not beergoggles, no BS – solid 99th percentile both of them body wise, and the hottest is just freakin gorgeous head to toe, with probably the best legs I’ve ever seen.

We got back to their hotel room and dug in – these girls can really party! Much to my delight, the b-ette’s behavior started to change dramatically. She started flirting with me, touching me, and giving me some of the hardest “* me” eyes I’ve ever seen. The hottest was following suit, and I was just totally loving it, playing it cool the entire time, because I had no intention of trying anything. After a while, they started playing this weird game, each seemingly trying to get rid of the other under the guise of normality. A lot of “Are you sure you don’t just want to go to sleep?” or “nyc_hawk, are you hungry – we could go get something to eat – oh ____, you want to go too? I thought you weren’t hungry?” – stuff like that – it went on for hours.

Fearing a serious malfunction of my willpower (it’s almost 7AM and I’m still really blasted), I suggest that we go swimming back at my hotel. I figure that way is a lot safer than sticking around there, plus I’d get them both essentially naked in wet lacey underwear. That would have been a very nice end to the best night out I’ve had in ages. After a lot of the same back and forth games, they agree on my idea.

We’re riding the elevator down, and the hottest rests herself on my shoulders, starts breathing really lustily on my neck, and asks the b-ette, “____, are you sure you want to go?”

The b-ette then leans over my other side, runs her hand over my chest, and says very sweetly, and sorta moaningly, “Umm-hmmm, definitely.” What happened next is really hard to describe, but it resulted in a complete implosion of my willpower, an instant erection, and a U-turn back upstairs. Making an already way too long story very, very short:

Had a threesome. Full sex and oral with both of them, often at the same time. I thought it would be really awkward, but it wasn’t. It was freakin beautiful. Took over 4 hours, came three times, and could have gone four. I was more aroused than I’ve ever been in my entire life - and I was blasted out of my mind. Am I that easy? In a word – no.

Both of them were 21yr old college seniors. Hottest = current SEC cheerleader, and former Miss Teen _______ in her home state. B-ette = 10x better in bed, and a pair of absolutely spectacular, perky, natural D breasts to go along with her perfect tight little body.

100% of this story is true. No BS or fabrication whatsoever. Three morals to it:

1. No matter how much you’re tempted, never buy drugs from a – wait, screw it. I’ll say it, because I’ve never rolled by a white guy - never buy drugs from a black guy on the street. I’ve been rolled each and every time I’ve tried. It’s like 7 times now – you’d think I’d learn my lesson, huh? I’m sure there are plenty of white scammers out there too, but I’ve never run into one. They've all come through for me. If generalizing based on these experiences makes me a racist than so be it. I don't think it does.

2. Say what you will about fraternity guys, but they pretty much always have the best drugs. Those Mississippi guys had a freakin medicine chest of top quality stuff.

3. Never, ever, ever ever ever underestimate the amazing powers of the magic white powder. Sure, I’m good-looking, and I still have some game in me (I’m 30), but come on – this one was pure luck. It never, ever, ever ever ever would have happened without the white stuff around to help those girls (and me) abandon decent judgment and do crazy stuff we otherwise wouldn’t. I feel terrible about it in retrospect, and would definitely go back and change things if I could. But I can’t, and if a threesome with two incredibly hot college girls when I’m 30 is my only case of marital infidelity, I can live with that.

My advice to all you single guys out there – if you find a girl who likes to party (and you do too of course), stay engaged in the situation. Stay committed even if things look bleak. Things have a way of working themselves out when coke is in the equation – it buys you a lot of time. Look at me – I never even remotely sniffed anything like this when I was searching for it practically 24x7 and much better looking, I wasn’t even trying to score this weekend, and I ended up in a freakin Penthouse Letter from 7-10:30 on a Sunday morning.

I'd provide a pic in a heartbeat but I promised not to reveal anything about them that could reveal their identities to people they know. HROT gets a fair amount of traffic from SEC posters - you never know.


Thank you. All is well again in the universe.

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Bonvoy Titanium and Hilton Honors Diamond, here!
Also a Bonvoy Titanium elite. I used points last new years for the Ritz Carlton. Thought it was funny how cheap the rate was for a last minute booking. Then I stayed there. The room above ours had a water leak that had been going on for some time, so we had pieces of the ceiling give out and fall on the bed.

They gave me back the points after moving us so overall got a free stay. But I would not stay there again until they update it. Dated rooms and by far the worst Ritz I have stayed in. Hopefully they update it soon as the location was very convenient for the French Quarter.
 
Also a Bonvoy Titanium elite. I used points last new years for the Ritz Carlton. Thought it was funny how cheap the rate was for a last minute booking. Then I stayed there. The room above ours had a water leak that had been going on for some time, so we had pieces of the ceiling give out and fall on the bed.

They gave me back the points after moving us so overall got a free stay. But I would not stay there again until they update it. Dated rooms and by far the worst Ritz I have stayed in. Hopefully they update it soon as the location was very convenient for the French Quarter.

CSB.

Our trip to Puerto Rico last year was paid for with points and miles. The only thing we had to pay for was Uber, alcohol and meals (and the stupid "resort fee"). However, we did get two free drink coupons and two $10 match plays in the casino, so the resort fee didn't bother me that much.
 
Also a Bonvoy Titanium elite. I used points last new years for the Ritz Carlton. Thought it was funny how cheap the rate was for a last minute booking. Then I stayed there. The room above ours had a water leak that had been going on for some time, so we had pieces of the ceiling give out and fall on the bed.

They gave me back the points after moving us so overall got a free stay. But I would not stay there again until they update it. Dated rooms and by far the worst Ritz I have stayed in. Hopefully they update it soon as the location was very convenient for the French Quarter.

I have never stayed at that Ritz. But I had a case originating there. A rich kid from Mississippi or maybe Alabama, booked one of the suites for Mardi Gras. I think the kid was about 19. throws a huge party and causes about 90,000 damage to the suite. NOLA DA arrests him and charges him with felony destruction of property. We went to daddy to make it right....funny how "not rich" rich people are when it comes to having cash.
 
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I have never stayed at that Ritz. But I had a case originating there. A rich kid from Mississippi or maybe Alabama, booked one of the suites for Mardi Gras. I think the kid was about 19. throws a huge party and causes about 90,000 damage to the suite. NOLA DA arrests him and charges him with felony destruction of property. We went to daddy to make it right....funny how "not rich" rich people are when it comes to having cash.
Hmm..maybe it was the room above mine. :)
 
Thinking about dragging Mrs. Tradition there for our 31st wedding anniversary in February. This would be before Mardi Gras actually starts (don't need that much craziness) but some of the pre-madness parades will be happening at that time.

Anyway, I'm torn between staying at the Four Points on Bourbon Street in the middle of the action, or The Saint on Canal Street (next to the Hard Rock hotel that collapsed), or the big high-rise hotels out by the Convention Center (Embassy Suites, Sheraton, Marriott, et, al.)...

Anybody in the know have anything to recommend?

Avoid.
It's a shithole.
Not the hotel - the whole area.
 
CSB.

Our trip to Puerto Rico last year was paid for with points and miles. The only thing we had to pay for was Uber, alcohol and meals (and the stupid "resort fee"). However, we did get two free drink coupons and two $10 match plays in the casino, so the resort fee didn't bother me that much.
So... what hotel did you book?
 
The Four Points on Bourbon Street. Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!
Great choice! Balcony on Bourbon? Like I said, we had that for NYE a couple years ago and really enjoyed it. Rooms are in decent shape, especially considering the abuse they take. Buy LOTS of beads and toss a few to some hot young guys so the Mrs. gets to see a peen that isn't all shriveled up.
 
Great choice! Balcony on Bourbon? Like I said, we had that for NYE a couple years ago and really enjoyed it. Rooms are in decent shape, especially considering the abuse they take. Buy LOTS of beads and toss a few to some hot young guys so the Mrs. gets to see a peen that isn't all shriveled up.

I booked a standard room with points (Bonvoy doesn't let you book premium rooms with more points... you're supposed to get a space-available upgrade as an elite member), but I also have Suite Night Awards requested, which should ensure a nice upgrade unless they're completely sold out. We will have to wait and see if we get upgraded or not.

Honestly, I'd rather just do one night on the Bourbon Street side and the other two on the quieter pool side (with balcony). I may contact the hotel ahead of time to see if I can work something like that out.
 
Great choice! Balcony on Bourbon? Like I said, we had that for NYE a couple years ago and really enjoyed it. Rooms are in decent shape, especially considering the abuse they take. Buy LOTS of beads and toss a few to some hot young guys so the Mrs. gets to see a peen that isn't all shriveled up.
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Buy LOTS of beads and toss a few to some hot young guys so the Mrs. gets to see a peen that isn't all shriveled up.

My brother-in-law got arrested in New Orleans for mooning people. He's like, "Chicks are flashing their tits left and right and I get arrested for mooning?"

CSB
 
My brother-in-law got arrested in New Orleans for mooning people. He's like, "Chicks are flashing their tits left and right and I get arrested for mooning?"

CSB
Yep, male cops don't want to see that ish... totally sexist.
 
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