New York Post: Man celebrates 100th birthday with raunchy lap dance at strip club

[Colonoscopy]

Man celebrates 100th birthday with raunchy lap dance at strip club

The man “loves two things in life — women generally and boobs specifically,” his daughter said.

nypost.com

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Finally, someone in America who knows exactly what the **** he is doing and why.

 

[Moral]

The link doesnt say whether or not he ejaculated.

 

[Colonoscopy]

The link doesnt say whether or not he ejaculated.

Because most people don't want to know that.

 

[Moral]

Because most people don't want to know that.

A damn shame. Society nowadays.

 

[timinatoria]

 

[Huey Grey]

Fun fact, this gentleman was born on the same day that Goldmom was getting her own 100th birthday lapdance.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

According to his daughter he loves two things “women generally and boobs specifically”

 

[QChawks]

true American!

 

[desihawk]

i nominate this codger for the hrot life-well-lived medal.

 

[Hawki97]

You're welcome.

 

[runkpanole]

Sounds like my no pic wife’s great great uncle. Dude is 103 and still has a girlfriend and is sharp.

 

[JWolf74]

You're welcome.

Did he go on a Tuesday afternoon? Yikes.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Did he go on a Tuesday afternoon? Yikes.

wut?

 

[littlez]

Did he go on a Tuesday afternoon? Yikes.

It's rough.

 

[QChawks]

It's rough.

I don't what strip clubs you go to but 95% of them look like that

 

[torbee]

He's got his sailor hat on, and he's motorboatin'!

 

[Aardvark86]

This very much reminds me of a joke from my early days as a nursing home lawyer.

An old guy, Harry, is living in an assisted living facility, and is approaching his 90th birthday. His friends, not really knowing how much longer he'll be around, decide to help him celebrate by hiring a stripper to come and pay him a visit.

So on the appointed day, the buxom lady enters into the facility and makes her way to the dining room that they have reserved for the party. Shortly after she arrives, she nuzzles up to Harry and asks, "So Harry, are you ready for some super sex?"

Harry looked at her and replied, "I'll have the soup."

 

[TJ8869]

You're welcome.

What’s all over that girl’s neck and chest? She looks like a crime victim.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

This very much reminds me of a joke from my early days as a nursing home lawyer.

An old guy, Harry, is living in an assisted living facility, and is approaching his 90th birthday. His friends, not really knowing how much longer he'll be around, decide to help him celebrate by hiring a stripper to come and pay him a visit.

So on the appointed day, the buxom lady enters into the facility and makes her way to the dining room that they have reserved for the party. Shortly after she arrives, she nuzzles up to Harry and asks, "So Harry, are you ready for some super sex?"

Harry looked at her and replied, "I'll have the soup."

Great story, I LOL.

So you were a wheelchair chaser back in the day?

 

[Aardvark86]

Great story, I LOL.

So you were a wheelchair chaser back in the day?

No. Rate litigator for industry. 1983 cases under the boren amendment. Fun stuff.