Now that Rep. Steve King says we can marry lawnmowers....

[torbee]

As is reported here, what models are you looking at?

I've got my eye on this little Craftsman beauty:

Look at the plump bag on that baby. Not to mention the alluring mower deck.

I'm not sure how I feel about the black ones, though. They tend to have a little too much junk in the rear. (but I'm not a racist!).

 

[SalAunese]

Get a Honda..they're great mowers

 

[fan_4_life]

Who mows their own yard? What poors!

 

[naturalmwa]

Get a Honda..they're great mowers

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

 

[torbee]

Who mows their own yard? What poors!

Well it's not a very conservative position to bring a mower home if ya aren't going to marry it.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

If I''m going to get sucked into a life long commitment, its got to be-

I like'em big and nimble....

 

[torbee]

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

Natural, is it true that gay lawn mower lovers prefer a big dipstick? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

 

[naturalmwa]

Natural, is it true that gay lawn mower lovers prefer a big dipstick? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

I like them easy, so I'm more concerned with the electric start. I ain't got all day to be yanking on some cord trying to get it to pop off. I want to push a button and get to pushing. None of that self propelled stuff either, go where I tell you.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I like them easy, so I'm more concerned with the electric start. I ain't got all day to be yanking on some cord trying to get it to pop off. I want to push a button and get to pushing. None of that self propelled stuff either, go where I tell you.

You really need to use this as your signature line.

 

[Slenderson]

 

[naturalmwa]

Oh, that's nice. Is coveting your neighbor's mower a sin?

 

[Doodads and Hoohah]

As is reported here, what models are you looking at?

I've got my eye on this little Craftsman beauty:

Look at the plump bag on that baby. Not to mention the alluring mower deck.

I'm not sure how I feel about the black ones, though. They tend to have a little too much junk in the rear. (but I'm not a racist!).

Scratches on the side. Would not.

 

[naturalmwa]

Scratches on the side. Would not.

That's a sign you had fun.

 

[sijoint]

Oh, that's nice. Is coveting your neighbor's mower a sin?[/QUOTE

These two fine farm ladies don't mind sharing their big and burly..... sexy green man......John Deere.
His specialty is plowing, but he can do a lot more......and he's got a post hole drilling attachment as well, which they really love to use.

 

[markfromj]

Once you go Toro, you don't go back.

 

[pablow]

Get a Honda..they're great mowers

I just blew up my Honda and I'm starting to get lonely - if ya know what I mean.

 

[joelbc1]

I just might have to cement my relationship with my Toro. She's been put up wet more than once but dammit, she's a good ol' girl. Needs a little work from time to time but she is dependable.....and loyal! The good ones are hard to find nowadays.
Think I should invite the old bigot to the ceremony?

 

[TJ8869]

Get a Honda..they're great mowers

Sounds like Sal's got a touch of yellow fever. NTTAWWT.

I'd probably opt for a zero-turn radius model myself. I do like a good spinner.

 

[Hy_dro]

As is reported here, what models are you looking at?

I've got my eye on this little Craftsman beauty:

Look at the plump bag on that baby. Not to mention the alluring mower deck.

I'm not sure how I feel about the black ones, though. They tend to have a little too much junk in the rear. (but I'm not a racist!).

Get yourself a Toro. It keeps on giving.

 

[Chuck C]

Man, you guys suck.

And for Natural

 

[JWolf74]

Not sure what brand, but would have to have a rear bag. Have to have something that swallows rather than spitting out the side.