Nude cleaning service in Mason City may not be illegal

[QChawks]

And, they really do clean while they are there. She says some of the houses and apartments they have been in are “disgusting” and “totally gross” but they do the best they can to clean the places up. Cost to hire: About $50 per hour plus travel expense. A typical job takes 2-4 hours.

In case you were wondering, “there is no sexual contact,” the proprietor of the business said. “Usually the men just watch us clean and that’s about it,” she said. NIT didn’t ask what the men were doing while they watched the nude ladies prancing around with cleaning supplies, brooms and dustpans, stark naked.


http://northiowatoday.com/2016/01/13/police-nude-cleaning-service-in-mason-city-may-not-be-illegal/

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Three words: First Amendment!

 

[Herkmeister]

Two words..............................................

WHERE ARE THE PICS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Derekd3408]

Why have I not heard of this and do they travel to Rockwell?

On second thought, if these girls are Mason City's finest and previously homeless, keep them there. I imagine they lack a full set of teeth.

 

[SF HAWKEYE]

I happen to know this girl. I don't have pics but she is my best friends baby mama. She is actually pretty decent and is not a meth head. Has huge fakes.
She comes from a very wealthy family and never had to work a day in her life. Now that she is 30 and has a part time kid she can't live with daddy any more.

 

[markfromj]

Three words: First Amendment!

Wrong. The exchange of funds here renders the first irrelevant here. This is not "commercial speech".

 

[TJ8869]

I happen to know this girl. I don't have pics but she is my best friends baby mama.

That's okay. All we need is her name and we can take it from there.

 

[Chuck C]

No sexual contact? Can I at least fap away while she's cleaning the microwave?

 

[Titus Andronicus]

I used to have this girl named Collette clean my apartment when I lived in NYC. She was usually just finishing up when I would get home from work to pay her.

Once she mentioned that she always took her clothes off while doing the actual cleaning. I think it was expected that I would perhaps come home a bit earlier the next time to surprise her.

 

[86Hawkeye]

I used to have this girl named Collette clean my apartment when I lived in NYC. She was usually just finishing up when I would get home from work to pay her.

Once she mentioned that she always took her clothes off while doing the actual cleaning. I think it was expected that I would perhaps come home a bit earlier the next time to surprise her.

Well, did you come home early, or did you wimp out?

 

[ChrisVarick]

I happen to know this girl. I don't have pics but she is my best friends baby mama. She is actually pretty decent and is not a meth head. Has huge fakes.
She comes from a very wealthy family and never had to work a day in her life. Now that she is 30 and has a part time kid she can't live with daddy any more.

She is your best friend's baby mama and you don't have pics? GFY.

 

[kwik44]

Would she come clean up HROT & supply pics?

 

[Err.]

Two words..............................................

WHERE ARE THE PICS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Wrong. The exchange of funds here renders the first irrelevant here. This is not "commercial speech".

Wrong. The Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that nude dancing or nude performances, even when money, is exchanged is a form of sexual expression protected by the First Amendment and subject to regulation via the typical sliding scale of governmental interests.

 

[dgordo]

That's okay. All we need is her name and we can take it from there.

Or a phone number

 

[22*43*51]

This is a service the government would never provide.

Way to go capitalism!

 

[timinatoria]

I used to have this girl named Collette clean my apartment when I lived in NYC. She was usually just finishing up when I would get home from work to pay her.

Once she mentioned that she always took her clothes off while doing the actual cleaning. I think it was expected that I would perhaps come home a bit earlier the next time to surprise her.

 

[markfromj]

Wrong. The Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that nude dancing or nude performances, even when money is exchanged, is a form of sexual expression protected by the First Amendment and subject to regulation via the typical sliding scale of governmental interests.

True. However, in that case, the nudity is an integral (indeed, the integral) part of the service being provided. Whereas with cleaning, not only is the nudity not an integral part of the service, it is sort of antithetical to the service (a bit unsafe and unsanitary).

Would be an interesting test court case.

 

[theiacowtipper]

True. However, in that case, the nudity is an integral (indeed, the integral) part of the service being provided. Whereas with cleaning, not only is the nudity not an integral part of the service, it is sort of antithetical to the service (a bit unsafe and unsanitary).

Would be an interesting test court case.

Would it matter at all that the conduct in question is not in public view and in the privacy of one's home? I don't see what the overriding public interest would be in regulating this.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Would it matter at all that the conduct in question is not in public view and in the privacy of one's home? I don't see what the overriding public interest would be in regulating this.

Yes, the private property angle makes it essentially impossible to constitutionally regulate because there is no compelling state interest.

In contrast, in a "juice bar" or a bar that serves alcohol, a state can generally regulate nudity to an extent because courts have accepted the secondary effects argument that adult entertainment areas often decrease property values and increase crime in the area.

 

[markfromj]

Would it matter at all that the conduct in question is not in public view and in the privacy of one's home? I don't see what the overriding public interest would be in regulating this.

I am not sure there would be an overriding public interest in regulating this. I just don't believe this would be a first amendment case.

 

[Vroom_C14]

Just keep throwing peanut butter on the floor in front of you, all day to fap.

 

[thewop]

They should be charging more than $50/hr, it costs $150-225 to have Merry Maids come in for 4 hours.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

They should be charging more than $50/hr, it costs $150-225 to have Merry Maids come in for 4 hours.

And what makes them Merry?

 

[thewop]

And what makes them Merry?

I don't know, it must cost extra.

 

[ChrisVarick]

They should be charging more than $50/hr, it costs $150-225 to have Merry Maids come in for 4 hours.

It's Mason City brah.

 

[thewop]

It's Mason City brah.

minus the bra

 

[doughudd]

I used to have this girl named Collette clean my apartment when I lived in NYC. She was usually just finishing up when I would get home from work to pay her.

Once she mentioned that she always took her clothes off while doing the actual cleaning. I think it was expected that I would perhaps come home a bit earlier the next time to surprise her.

Do you write for Penthouse magazine?

 

[bdg8]

They should be charging more than $50/hr, it costs $150-225 to have Merry Maids come in for 4 hours.

I thought it seemed low too . I think our cleaning lady gets 125.00 for like 2-3 hours. Of course my two little ones mess the hell out of the place so she has to work her butt off

 

[Titus Andronicus]

Well, did you come home early, or did you wimp out?

I look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's household help and the little predicament he has fallen into with his love-child, and am reminded of what might have been.

I admire him for his fortitude, although in his case, (and my own) I would never have wanted anyone to know. Banging a maid named Collette sounds kind of cool, except that to gain bragging rights, I was going to have bang this exact maid named Collette. Maybe I will get another chance with a different maid named Collette somewhere down the line.

 

[The Tradition]

Two words..............................................

WHERE ARE THE PICS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not two words.

 

[Herkmeister]

That's not two words.

Really?

 

[MitchL]

Really?

MIA... Sense of humor!

 

[KitingHigh]

I thought it seemed low too . I think our cleaning lady gets 125.00 for like 2-3 hours. Of course my two little ones mess the hell out of the place so she has to work her butt off[/QUOTE]
probably couldn't work for the nude service then.

 

[MuscoHawk]

I happen to know this girl. I don't have pics but she is my best friends baby mama. She is actually pretty decent and is not a meth head. Has huge fakes.
She comes from a very wealthy family and never had to work a day in her life. Now that she is 30 and has a part time kid she can't live with daddy any more.

You just dropped a "huge fakes" with no pics?

Dude...

Dude.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Rat shit! Bat shit! Girls with big titties! We are the boys from Mason City!

 

[timinatoria]

I look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's household help and the little predicament he has fallen into with his love-child, and am reminded of what might have been.

I admire him for his fortitude, although in his case, (and my own) I would never have wanted anyone to know. Banging a maid named Collette sounds kind of cool, except that to gain bragging rights, I was going to have bang this exact maid named Collette. Maybe I will get another chance with a different maid named Collette somewhere down the line.

Oh.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Now I gotcha.