***** Official Illinois SAB *****

[ANYCHawk]

Sorry for the delay in the SAB this week and @Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo was correct in calling me out, but ANYC had COVID like Brett. So that's neat. But we're all good now and ready to go.

So shorter week so lets not skimp on the quality and get this thing going.

Remember the more gooder posts the less chance Petras is butt plays.

Illinois roster here.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Tony Adams

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

Matthew Bobak

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

Lane and Jake Hansen

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

DB Coach aaron henry

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

Director of On Campus Recruiting Taylor West and Director of Football Nutrition Jade Brinkoetter

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

Jer'Zhan Newton

and

 

[ANYCHawk]

Luke Ford

and

 

[Tunadog]

Matthew Bobak

Carole King

 

[Parker D]

Cameron Ortyl

Santa's elf

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Sorry for the delay in the SAB this week and @Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo was correct in calling me out, but ANYC had COVID like Brett. So that's neat. But we're all good now and ready to go.

So shorter week so lets not skimp on the quality and get this thing going.

Remember the more gooder posts the less chance Petras is butt plays.

Illinois roster here.

Hopefully you're doing better old pal. But as Doodle's football coach was fond of saying, "all excuses are valid...but none will be accepted."

Now...let the fun begin!

Punter Blake Hayes

and

 

[HawkIDrummer]

I mean...this one is a gimme

 

[LIV4GOD]

 

[bman546]

Matthew Bobak

Carole King

You beat me too it! As I was browsing their roster I saw Bobak and immediately thought Carole King. Well done..

 

[bman546]

Jakari Norwood

Lil Wayne

 

[bman546]

Jartavius Martin

Big Neck Guy

 

[LIV4GOD]

 

[bman546]

Brett Bielema

Butthead

 

[LIV4GOD]

 

[stanzithemanzi12]

Basically every single Illinois player in their unprofessional, orange, lazy like their fat coach, t-shirts.

AND

 

[hexumhawk]

AND

 

[Feldbush]

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

Brett Bielema

Butthead

I believe you missed a golden opportunity here...

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

...

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

and

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

and

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

Brett Bielema

This may be one of the absolute worst haircuts I've ever seen on an adult man.

 

[LaQuintaHawkeye]

and


No one likes a skinny Santa!

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

LB Dylan Rosiek

and
Vinnie Barbarino

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

WR Keion Battle

and

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Linebackers Coach Andy Buh

and
Jerry Gergich

 

[Pete in LA]

Coach Bret

and



Natalie Dormer in Hunger Games

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Exec. Dir. of Personnel/Recruiting Patrick Embleton

and

Ellis, the idiot sales guy who gets offed in "Die Hard"

 

[isuisshit]

y'all used the wrong butthead

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

Morty Chia pet

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

 

[pepsicock]

Luke Ford

 

[red/green hawk]

Sorry I'm late to the party boys...
@HawkIDrummer had to take it a step further
Brett Bielema and wife


and

Jaba and Princess Leia

 

[Sett1997]

y'all used the wrong butthead

Winner! Lol