*****Official Maryland @ IOWA Game Thread*****

[The_Joker13]

SUUUUUPPPPEEEERRRRRRBBBBOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Case I H]

This has got to be devastating for
IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life, as his beloved Maryland team is getting thumped.

 

[DougFHawkeye]

have we even had a penalty?

 

[Big Hawk D-Port]

So why is it that Kirk never wears sunglasses?

 

[K OKeefe]

Bam!!!

 

[WWDMHawkeye]

And in a negative turn of events, Maryland about to receive the ensuing kickoff...

Every single time we score, we give up a kick return or a touchback. It’s like clockwork. Drives me nuts.

 

[millah_22]

That's game. No way Iowa loses.

So why is it that Kirk never wears sunglasses?

"If I can't wear facemask sunglasses, I'm not wearing ANY sunglasses."

 

[takai]

They're really cheering for Ty Johnson

 

[BubsFinn]

Has Maryland crossed midfield this half?

 

[Vallholl]

The Maryland QB was less than enthusiastic to try to cover that ball in the end zone

 

[HawkeyeinOmaha]

So why is it that Kirk never wears sunglasses?

The sunglasses retired with Hayden.

 

[BubsFinn]

Maryland o-line hearing footsteps before the snap. I like it.

 

[mill1634]

EAT SON

 

[K OKeefe]

Hawkeyes!!!

 

[ConvenientParking]

Fastest game in the history of CFB?

 

[millah_22]

Hesse just took years off Hill's life.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I like that TO. Punt into the wind.

 

[Big Hawk D-Port]

The sunglasses retired with Hayden.

He doesn’t ever wear a billed hat either. Just squints.

 

[DougFHawkeye]

start of 4th quarter
Penalties=0
Punts=1
fumbles=0

 

[greenelite]

Hesse just took years off Hill's life.

Would have been a penalty in the NFL.

 

[takai]

Parker Hesse says hello

 

[WWDMHawkeye]

I like that TO. Punt into the wind.

Totally stole my thunder. Was just about to complain about the head-scratcher TO with :01 left. Party pooper.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

Excellent clock management.

 

[millah_22]

Would have been a penalty in the NFL.

Depends on who the QB is. If that's Rodgers, definite penalty. If it was Cam, Refs would let the defender rattle his brain a bit more before throwing a flag.

 

[ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAWK]

Fastest game in the history of CFB?

No sh*t. That’s what I’ve been saying.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

Every single time we score, we give up a kick return or a touchback. It’s like clockwork. Drives me nuts.

Definitely LOL'ed for this

 

[KuwaitHawk]

3 in the books.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

So why is it that Kirk never wears sunglasses?

Because it distracts from his power stare.

 

[millah_22]

Defense has only given up 63 yards so far. I hope they keep them under 100.

 

[irunlikeAcieEarl]

This ESPN broadcast has gone off the rails, now.

 

[hwks4ever]

He doesn’t ever wear a billed hat either. Just squints.

He's a bit of a masochist I think. He did kinda looked like he enjoyed having to watch jack brownlee tote the rock every carry that one year

 

[K OKeefe]

Wearing sunglasses makes it more difficult to see his note cards.

 

[EpenesaEpenesa]

Stanley has seen better days

 

[Wadzinator]

Wirfs has a bumb ankle he's limping

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

All upper body on that errant pass by Nate......

Try.....harder.....You're welcome.

 

[Maddux04]

Stanley better figure out how to throw in the wind... he's throwing ducks.

 

[K OKeefe]

Time for another defensive touchdown.

 

[destro72]

Another horrible throw with no pressure.

 

[texhawk88]

Stanley is great at getting his receivers in the right spots, but can’t throw it accurately enough for them to catch it half the time. He is just not an accurate QB.

 

[spiderland]

Let’s hope it’s not windy inside Lucas Oil on December 1...