**OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THREAD: Clinton vs Trump**

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

 

[The Tradition]

Who elected you to designate threads as *****OFFICIAL*****?

 

[jerryusc]

I like that. Bill's wife will be lucky to get thru the debate without coughing up a lung or collapsing.

 

[Lone Clone]

Trump wins!!

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

Who elected you to designate threads as *****OFFICIAL*****?

I figured I'd take the lead and it is official because of the *

 

[naturalmwa]

I have a bad feeling about this. I hear Trump had a good week of practice.

 

[txhawk I]

I want to see a Hillary face plant right into the podium.

 

[BABiscuit]

Only two * on both sides? That isn't official. Nice try poser.

 

[unIowa]

Will we see the real Hillary on stage or the slimmer double/clone that the DNC has put in place as their Hillary Health Fail safe?

Will the clone be ready, will the closes brain implant "short circuit" again, or will it be Lizard Hillary dressed in human skin on the stage? These are the real questions that will be answered in the run up to the debates.

 

[thewop]

I have a bad feeling about this. I hear Trump had a good week of practice.

Depends if we get new Kirk or old Kirk. Oh, and if Beathard is Beathard or Beathard is Rudock.

 

[unIowa]

Depends if we get new Kirk or old Kirk. Oh, and if Beathard is Beathard or Beathard is Rudock.

So much truth, so much painful painful truth.

 

[ANYCHawk]

 

[ANYCHawk]

Who elected you to designate threads as *****OFFICIAL*****?

HROT DID!

At least he knows the rules.

 

[naturalmwa]

HROT DID!

At least he knows the rules.

Lets not get carried away. I see no evidence he knows the rules yet.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Lets not get carried away. I see no evidence he knows the rules yet.

I knew I liked you

 

[The Tradition]

Having Hillary in that photo is a boner killer.

 

[StormHawk42]

2 stars is for the weak and impotent

 

[ANYCHawk]

...and just to be fair....

 

[ANYCHawk]

2 stars is for the weak and impotent

This is true.

@IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life edit it to at least five stars

 

[hawkeye54545]

I feel like after the debate we are all going to feel like we slept with the fat chick. Lot of people sobbing in the showers later.

 

[naturalmwa]

Having Hillary in that photo is a boner killer.

Not for her apparently.

 

[INXS83]

I have a bad feeling about this. I hear Trump had a good week of practice.

I heard he was taking a very 'unconventional' approach to preparing for the debates.

Hills, on the other hand, was getting grilled and coached to stay on just a few points she can actually articulate without sounding like a loony old banshee.

 

[naturalmwa]

I heard he was taking a very 'unconventional' approach to preparing for the debates.

Hills, on the other hand, was getting grilled and coached to stay on just a few points she can actually articulate without sounding like a loony old banshee.

Hill has many issues, but sounding loony isn't one of them. Banshee, maybe, but Trump is the only guy that ever sounds loony in this race.

 

[The Tradition]

Hill has many issues, but sounding loony isn't one of them. Banshee, maybe, but Trump is the only guy that ever sounds loony in this race.

 

[N_fuego]

 

[naturalmwa]

She looks taller here. She will be fine with Putin. Remember she already has him so scared hes trying to get Trump elected. When Russia and ISIS like your guy, you may want to rethink what team you are on. Banshees get respect.

 

[jerryusc]

...and just to be fair....

Some more reasons that prove The Donald knows what he is doing and that he will be a great POTUS.

 

[Huey Grey]

Some more reasons that prove The Donald knows what he is doing and that he will be a great POTUS.

What he is doing or who he is doing?

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Will murder be brought up?

 

[The Tradition]

Will murder be brought up?

I'd say that's gonna be a big NO.

 

[tWarnerHawk]

Is the small chick in the middle protesting for earned run averages?

 

[naturalmwa]

Is the small chick in the middle protesting for earned run averages?

Maybe. I figured it was Equal Rights Amendment. Could be Eat Republican Areolas.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

This is going to be like the Cleveland Browns interteam scrimmage.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Prop bets

WHICH EVENT WILL HAVE A HIGHER NIELSEN RATING?

• Monday Night Football +1000
• Presidential Debate -2500

WILL DONALD TRUMP CALL HILLARY CLINTON A LIAR?

• Yes -300
• No +200

WILL DONALD TRUMP MENTION BILL CLINTON?

• Yes -180
• No +140

WILL HILLARY CLINTON MENTION MELANIA TRUMP?

• Yes +170
• No -250

WILL HILLARY CLINTON SAY “BIGOT" OR "BIGOTRY”?

• Yes -230
• No +160

WILL HILLARY CLINTON SAY “DEPLORABLE”?

• Yes +150
• No -200

WILL TRUMP SAY "CROOKED HILLARY"?

• Yes -155
• No +115

WILL TRUMP SAY “BUILD THE WALL” OR “BUILD A WALL”?

• Yes -350
• No +225

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Will rape be mentioned?

 

[The Tradition]

Will rape be mentioned?

Nope.

 

[Run&Blade]

America wins if we all leave as friends.

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

Is this only on CNN?

 

[anon_snp6dc585nnj4]

Helluva start so far!

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

Is this only on CNN?

No it's on all the networks...CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, FOX News, CSPAN