officially middle aged boyz

[QChawks]

turned 45 today assphats

golfed 36 holes yesterday and my back feels it went through the ringer

 

[Hawkfan_08]

I'm 35. I can't run right now because I have tendonitis in my knee and I feel like my back is going to give after 18 holes.

I am already feeling it.

 

[LuteHawk]

What golf course did your 45 yr old body play?

 

[BelemNole]

Get off my lawn

 

[Rudolph]

Happy birthday you dusty dry piece of shit.

 

[QChawks]

What golf course did your 45 yr old body play?

Crow Valley

my favorite QC course.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Happy birthday. You can probably find something for your back in Davenport. Usually if someone's name is Mike, they know where to find dope.

 

[Rudolph]

No-golfing-ass punk.

 

[naturalmwa]

 

[pink shizzle]

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I hope your boyfriend played with your peen yesterday. @ANYCHawk please confirm

 

[TJ8869]

I hate to break it to you but you've been middle-aged for at least 5 years already.

 

[hawkmart]

I hate to break it to you but you've been middle-aged for at least 5 years already.

Yup

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Is 45 the definition of middle aged now? I thought it was 40.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Make your way over to the old balls thread

 

[Hendy hawk]

You're just a pup yet.
Wait til things quit working and you start reminiscing about the good old days

 

[torbee]

I'm 35. I can't run right now because I have tendonitis in my knee and I feel like my back is going to give after 18 holes.

I am already feeling it.

Just wait, kid.

 

[torbee]

Ok I get those dudes are hot - but what’s with the creepy walking like zombies? Is that some gay thing I don’t know about?

 

[ping72]

Ok I get those dudes are hot - but what’s with the creepy walking like zombies? Is that some gay thing I don’t know about?

have you ever walked while trying to flex your entire upper body at the same time? Flexing your arms is pretty easy… Popping your abs is much more difficult.

 

[jasonrann]

Happy Birthday, old balls. Thanks for spending hours at the course. Sorry your wife was worn out when you got home.

 

[EpenesaEpenesa]

I’m a man, I’m 40. Had a shot in my eyeball this week. Getting old sucks

 

[QChawks]

Oddly I think 35-55 is middle aged but by definition it starts at 45. I guess between 25-44 you are just a run of mill Adult.

 

[LuteHawk]

Psalm 90:10

"The length of our days is 70 years
or 80, if we have the strength,
yet their span is but trouble & sorrow."

An optimist would say middle age is 45,
and hope that he lives to be 90.

 

[Tenacious E]

Oddly I think 35-55 is middle aged but by definition it starts at 45. I guess between 25-44 you are just a run of mill Adult.

I am in my mid 40s and feel young, most times like a kid. The first time I felt "old" was this summer when in the pool my 15 year old son smoked me in a swimming race, and then he dunked on me (in the pool not a real hoop) even though I am a few inches taller and have him by 80 pounds. Although now that I think of it the 80 extra pounds weren't a help at all...

 

[torbee]

have you ever walked while trying to flex your entire upper body at the same time? Flexing your arms is pretty easy… Popping your abs is much more difficult.

I’m not sure I even have abs.

 

[naturalmwa]

Ok I get those dudes are hot - but what’s with the creepy walking like zombies? Is that some gay thing I don’t know about?

We like ‘em stiff.

 

[Fan In Black]

happy birthday yesterday

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

turned 45 today assphats

golfed 36 holes yesterday and my back feels it went through the ringer

Are you sure it was the golf?....

 

[Tenacious E]

Are you sure it was the golf?....

Oh shit this is something that would happen to me.