Ok creative Hawkeyes. Give me some ideas for Foster Farms bowl shirts

[tho-hawk]

I am looking for funny ideas for Foster Farms Bowl shirts I could have made and give out to my Husker friends.
It looks like The-Wop had the same ideas, as I see he started a thread a couple hours ago.

I'm thinking of chickens running around in little white helmets with "N" on them. Then some catchy slogan.

"Foster Farms... Tastes like Chicken"
"Foster Farms... Our chickens are tough"
"Foster Farms... Where all the plucked chickens end up eventually"
"Foster Farms... Mind your shoes"
"Foster Farms... There's chicken sh!t everywhere"
"Foster Farms... Because all the good bowls were taken"
Edit to add
"Foster Farms... You didn't get here by winning."


I know you guys can come up with some pics or catch phrases. What do you have Hawkeyes?

 

[IO-wuh]

From the movie Pure Country, "The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit. That little white speck is chicken shit too.."

 

[Hawk_4shur]

 

[hknation]

Nebraska Huskers fill the need for chicken Foster care.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

Foster Farms - We're Chicken, You're Not.

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

Careful, tho-hawk and others. This is a good chance for poking some fun, but karma can be a b!tch.....

 

[BirdistheWord]

"Do the Chickens Have Talons?"
Napoleon Dynamite

 

[tho-hawk]

Careful, tho-hawk and others. This is a good chance for poking some fun, but karma can be a b!tch.....

Good point. I will end each post with "Just kidding Nebby".

I'm thinking a 3 stooges pic (Kicking the football of another stooges head)
Foster Farms... You didn't get here by winning.
Or maybe
Foster Farms... Where seasons and chickens come to die.


Just kidding Nebby.

 

[Suterman]

Foster Farms- 2 powerful teams......40 years ago.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

why do we give a shit about something called the "foster farm bowl"?

 

[Qued18]

5-8 don't hate we used to b gr8

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

In the realm of Andrew Dice Clay saying Little Boy Blue...he needed the money...

The Foster Farm Chicken Bowl
Nebraska Football...we needed the practices.

 

[Land Shark7]

In the realm of Andrew Dice Clay saying Little Boy Blue...he needed the money...

The Foster Farm Chicken Bowl
Nebraska Football...we needed the practices.

Sad but true.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

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[SoFla-Hawkeye]

Foster Farms Bowl 2016
Our farms aren't the only thing that stink

 

[EZ2BJZ]

"Foster Farms Bowl: Making Chicken Salad Out of Chicken Shit"

 

[MITCH492]

I thought Iowa was going to the rose Bowl?

 

[MarkRules]

Foster Farms Bowl,... When 7 losses just aren't enough.

 

[Clermonthawk]

just 1 more win and we're legitimately bowl eligible...... errr, ahhhhhhhh, ummmmmmm.... never mind

 

[kwik44]

'We strive for BOWL championships'

 

[huskersoup]

I am looking for funny ideas for Foster Farms Bowl shirts I could have made and give out to my Husker friends.
It looks like The-Wop had the same ideas, as I see he started a thread a couple hours ago.

I'm thinking of chickens running around in little white helmets with "N" on them. Then some catchy slogan.

"Foster Farms... Tastes like Chicken"
"Foster Farms... Our chickens are tough"
"Foster Farms... Where all the plucked chickens end up eventually"
"Foster Farms... Mind your shoes"
"Foster Farms... There's chicken sh!t everywhere"
"Foster Farms... Because all the good bowls were taken"
Edit to add
"Foster Farms... You didn't get here by winning."


I know you guys can come up with some pics or catch phrases. What do you have Hawkeyes?

Obsess much?

 

[tho-hawk]

Foster Farms Bowl,... When 7 losses just aren't enough.

This is my favorite thus far. But there has been excellent work by all involved.

 

[InsHAWK]

This is my favorite thus far. But there has been excellent work by all involved.

Great work here!

 

[Vroom_C14]

Chokin' your chicken like you choked in your season!

 

[IAGuy]

Foster Farms Bowl,... When 7 losses just aren't enough.

 

[whatsup13579er]

I like 'Foster Farms Bowl: When 7 losses just aren't enough' or 'Foster Farms Bowl: We didn't get here by winning' but replace the 'n' in the phrase with the nebby 'N'

 

[BubsFinn]

Foster Farms Chicken:
Place in a bowl for 5-7 minutes. Serve bloody.

 

[herecomethehawkeyes]

Obsess much?

says a husker on the Iowa board. have all the Iowa threads on your board been deleted?

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

The "N" stands for Chicken.

 

[Land Shark7]

The "N" stands for Chicken.

What?

 

[Packer54]

I have a great picture of a yard in coralville where chickens are playing football. I tried to post but for some reason I have had zero luck. Someone with that picture and the right tag line could do something fun. I will email it to anyone that wants it. Actually a funny story behind the chickens.

 

[Tex McGruder]

Chicken Chokers

 

[LeroyHawk]

The Foster Farms At Least We Can Say We Made a Bowl Bowl.

 

[rchawk]

They have good turkeys.

 

[tho-hawk]

Foster Farms... Order Restored.

 

[Norman Buntz]

This is my favorite thus far. But there has been excellent work by all involved.

Agreed.

 

[Herkmeister]

Proper Husker preparation for the Foster Farms Bowl: Death by UCLA

 

[mazda1]

Irony..... With a win Nebby could become bowl eligible.

 

[bman546]

When Your Season Just Hasn't Been Humiliating Enough!

 

[wowski18]