OK, I know I'm opening myself up to a ton of ridicule, but ...

[fsu1jreed]

Were they grazing on your shrooms?

Is soybean holding out on me?

 

[Thunderlips71]

The first time you typed drawf I assumed it was a typo.

But twice??

Hold on a minute - are you telling me both “midget” and “dwarf” are now on the banned list?!

What does the PC crowd have against midgets?

 

[Joes Place]

Hold on a minute - are you telling me both “midget” and “dwarf” are now on the banned list?!

What does the PC crowd have against midgets?

What about "midges"?
Is midges ok?

Midge - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[bunsen82]

A co worker just showed me an albino deer they caught on their trail cam this week. It is definitely odd to see one that is different. However the oddity makes them a huge target. Somehow this albino deer has survived 2 years but more people have taken notice this year. Most likely someone will try to get it as a trophy this year.

 

[Rudolph]

I have it on good authority that Rudolph was an asshole and bullied all the reindeer, but that wouldn't make for a warm hearted Christmas story so they changed it.

Real story is I had an affair with Mrs Claus and she convinced Mr Claus to let me run shit.

 

[ping72]

Real story is I had an affair with Mrs Claus and she convinced Mr Claus to let me run shit.

I always suspected Santa was a cuck.

 

[Rudolph]

I always suspected Santa was a cuck.

Hardly. It’s an (very) open relationship, duh. Why the hell you think they keep all those elves around?

 

[Derekd3408]

Real story is I had an affair with Mrs Claus and she convinced Mr Claus to let me run shit.