Onion Headline - ISU BB

[Douglas C. Neidermeyer]

https://www.theonion.com/heavenly-sources-confirm-jesus-christ-will-transfer-to-1843674452

 

[nck24]

https://www.theonion.com/heavenly-sources-confirm-jesus-christ-will-transfer-to-1843674452

He'll likely spend 3 days there.

 

[BBHawk]

He'll likely spend 3 days there.

And score 10 pt above his average against Iowa, for Christ's sake!

 

[HawkandTackle]

Even Jesus can't save ISU.

 

[KuwaitHawk]

Maybe Moses will transfer and he can part the Red Sea for them.

 

[BC Hawk]

He was in Sioux City and I didn't know it?!?!?!

 

[froggy67]

And score 10 pt above his average against Iowa, for Christ's sake!

Oh no!!! It's the 2nd coming of Lafester!