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I wondered where this guy went. “Senior Advisor”. Lol



Thanks to Elon Musk, a teenager with a rocky track record now wields significant influence in the federal government as a senior advisor in multiple departments.

Edward Coristine, 19, was most recently a freshman mechanical engineering and physics major at Boston’s Northeastern University until joining Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team at DOGE. The department has been busy in recent weeks conducting mass layoffs and scaling back federal spending.

Now Coristine is reportedly a senior advisor at both the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security as part of DOGE’s department overlapping cost-cutting efforts, the Washington Postreported. Coristine is also listed as one of several “experts” at the Office of Personnel Management, the government’s HR department, Wired reported.

Coristine is the son of Charles Coristine, the CEO of organic-snack company LesserEvil; Charles Coristine bought the company in 2011 after quitting his job at Morgan Stanley. The company has been profitable since 2021, CNBC reported.

The younger Coristine took a leap into government after he previously interned at technology security company Path Network and worked briefly at Musk’s brain-implant company Neuralink, according to Bloomberg.

Coristine was reportedly fired from his internship at Path Network after he allegedly leaked information to competitors, Bloomberg reported. Coristine later posted on instant-messaging platform Discord that he did “nothing contractually wrong” while working at Path Network, according to Bloomberg.


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The Washington Post identified at least six engineers under the age of 25 working for Musk’s DOGE. One of the engineers, 25-year-old Marko Elez, resigned after the Wall Street Journal reported on alleged past posts that were racist in nature. Musk said later in a post on X he would rehire Elez, because “to err is human, to forgive divine.” Elez has been reportedly reinstated at the Social Security Administration, according to Bloomberg.

Coristine also has a history of controversial and offensive posts, according to Substack newsletter MuskWatch, which tracks the activities of Elon Musk.
 
I wondered where this guy went. “Senior Advisor”. Lol



Thanks to Elon Musk, a teenager with a rocky track record now wields significant influence in the federal government as a senior advisor in multiple departments.

Edward Coristine, 19, was most recently a freshman mechanical engineering and physics major at Boston’s Northeastern University until joining Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team at DOGE. The department has been busy in recent weeks conducting mass layoffs and scaling back federal spending.

Now Coristine is reportedly a senior advisor at both the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security as part of DOGE’s department overlapping cost-cutting efforts, the Washington Postreported. Coristine is also listed as one of several “experts” at the Office of Personnel Management, the government’s HR department, Wired reported.

Coristine is the son of Charles Coristine, the CEO of organic-snack company LesserEvil; Charles Coristine bought the company in 2011 after quitting his job at Morgan Stanley. The company has been profitable since 2021, CNBC reported.

The younger Coristine took a leap into government after he previously interned at technology security company Path Network and worked briefly at Musk’s brain-implant company Neuralink, according to Bloomberg.

Coristine was reportedly fired from his internship at Path Network after he allegedly leaked information to competitors, Bloomberg reported. Coristine later posted on instant-messaging platform Discord that he did “nothing contractually wrong” while working at Path Network, according to Bloomberg.


. . .

The Washington Post identified at least six engineers under the age of 25 working for Musk’s DOGE. One of the engineers, 25-year-old Marko Elez, resigned after the Wall Street Journal reported on alleged past posts that were racist in nature. Musk said later in a post on X he would rehire Elez, because “to err is human, to forgive divine.” Elez has been reportedly reinstated at the Social Security Administration, according to Bloomberg.

Coristine also has a history of controversial and offensive posts, according to Substack newsletter MuskWatch, which tracks the activities of Elon Musk.

0% auditing experience
100% racist, bigoted posting experience

"HIRED"
 
Uh oh, now she's gonna make the meanest ****ing joke you've ever heard about you having a whistle. Brace yourself.

She gonna go start a cleaning service of ONLY white people (no blacks or Hispanics).

Gonna be called "Tidy Whities" and will "clean up" on all the MAGA bizness!!!
 
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Call me agist if you want, no 19 year old should have any job with any level of power in the government.

19 year olds are basically kids. If a 19 year old does or says something stupid, I generally write it off as them being 19.

If you are young enough that most of country would see you as having diminished responsibility, you shouldn't have any important responsibilities in the government.
 
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Light the burner.

How would you like to be on the side trying to defend this mickey mouse cluster fcvk.
They are filled with rage and want it to burn down. They are sick and tired of East Coast elites and people who make more money than them. They hate the gays with a fury. They are fine with things getting smashed because they are so resentful. They aren’t going to defend the dysfunction, but they will cheer on the destruction. They would cut off their nose to spite their face.
 
War planning over group texts.

And we don’t think Putin is getting every piece of “intelligence” from this administration?

I was just reading about this. What a bunch of incompetent morons.
 
And this is another slow pitch right over the plate for the Democrats to watch float by.

You would think they might learn something from the way the Republicans operate.

Just push this story relentlessly until 2028. Every possible chance you have when talking to a reporter bring it up. Make it an emblem of the hypocrisy, recklessness, and gross incompetence of this administration. Never let up on it.

But of course they won't. This like everything else to do with Trump will be forgotten in a few days as we move onto the next outrage/disaster. The Democrats are so incompetent at 21st century politics.
 
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