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OT: New Minny uniforms (helmets)....Is it an oar or a paddle?

Jun 7, 2009
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Got a look at Minny's new uniform (HYPRR Elite). Look at the hemlet decal!
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Looks like a paddle from the Animal House fraternity. Minny will row its boat up $chitt's creek and still get their buttz paddled in the end. I hate those guys! Go Hawks!
 
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I guess we have to see the front of the helmet to tell the shape of the handle, and the top of the helmet to see if there is a fastener present.

I'm all about being unique with your uniforms/logo, but boy, they are really setting themselves up for ridicule.
 
Appears to be a "magic-wand" with hardwood veneer and toggle-switches for power and speed settings.
 
I can't think of any college teams that have used their coach's "motto" or "mantra" as part of their uniform or "branding". This is much different than say Hayden's Tiger Hawk or even the ANF sticker. Iowa State came out with the"Beat Iowa" uniform but that's different than this. I'm sure there must be other examples. Anybody?
 
Use a paddle for a canoe, and a oar for a boat. So chapchad, it's an oar to beat their asses!
 
I can't think of any college teams that have used their coach's "motto" or "mantra" as part of their uniform or "branding". This is much different than say Hayden's Tiger Hawk or even the ANF sticker. Iowa State came out with the"Beat Iowa" uniform but that's different than this. I'm sure there must be other examples. Anybody?
No doubt. This begs of "look at me", little brother syndrome. Why any school would allow some coaches silly slogan to become the schools brand is beyond me. I guess you have to come up with something, when your school mascot is a lowly gopher, prey for the other carnivoers in the league. :D
 
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Got a look at Minny's new uniform (HYPRR Elite). Look at the hemlet decal!
Looks like a paddle from the Animal House fraternity. Minny will row its boat up $chitt's creek and still get their buttz paddled in the end. I hate those guys! Go Hawks!

Some of my best work.....
 
I thought this was photoshop at its finest. Had to look it up.

It says “row” on the front of the ones with the oar.
 
this is one of those things that you really feel must be a joke.........it's a joke right?
 
Got a look at Minny's new uniform (HYPRR Elite). Look at the hemlet decal!

Looks like a paddle from the Animal House fraternity. Minny will row its boat up $chitt's creek and still get their buttz paddled in the end. I hate those guys! Go Hawks!

Please... somebody edit this Animal House video and put Fleck's face on Neidermeyer. Please!
 
i can't believe no one has said anything about the compass!!! is that so they don't get lost when rowing???


From the Team's Press Release:

A unique pattern of an oar, boat and compass are emblazoned on the jersey numbers and collar to represent the program’s Row The Boat culture. An oar also makes up the center stripe on the helmet and a compass with the player’s number inside of it is displayed on the back above the school’s traditional Ski-U-Mah cheer.

Watch this ONE MINUTE video where you will see the front of the helmet and the word "row:" https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/02/minnesota-football-uniforms




NOTE THE BOAT THAT FORMS AROUND THE COLLAR:

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ROW!!!


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ONE HIDEOUS COLOR COMBINATION:

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Minnesota football has been irrelevant for half a century. They have no football culture , and what success they had in basketball was tainted with acedemic scandal. Their school mascot is a rodent. The weather is brutal and they compete with an NFL team right down the street (and who they shared a stadium with until very recently).

While his slogans and symbols seem cheesy to outsiders, I believe Fleck is doing what is needed to create some sort of tradition and brand for Goofer football. It takes more than marketing to win consistently in the B1G, so at some point the new uniforms and catch phrases will have to give way to actual program success. If the product on the field continues to flounder, then even the most ardent supporters will begin to grow weary of Fleck and the slogans will become even easier to ridicule. Since he did the same at WMU, it begs the question, is Fleck branding Minnesota Football or PJ Fleck? I thinks it's probably both. But in a job in a place barren of any real tradition you have to start from somewhere.
 
Gimmicks will give him 2-3 years to produce. And the easy OOC lets him start out most years 3-0.

But if his overall record never exceeds 6-6/7-5, he won't last beyond year 4, imo. Then it's onto the next MAC coach.
 
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