Pooping in the woods is an awesome thing.
What I’ve come to learn is there’s a bunch of hairy nasty mofos on HROT. I have had a skid mark since I was probably 6. If you use to, wipes and showers as you describe you should be good.
dropping a bisquit is awesome. cleaning crack is no picinic.
is it nice up there in your ivory butthole tower?
Eat plenty of “scrub buddy” as wifey calls fiber. It helps produce a sharp pointed turd, which means your ace doesn’t slam shut. Also, a cleaner wipe.
Bidets are the ultimate game changer. 2020 seems like 1720 pre-bidet
Jesus dude, that’s a long time to have a skid mark. Even for a hairy disgusting HORTER like you!
“When in Rome, do as the Romans…”
Oh wow! Look at the fancy man with the clean ass.... you think youre better than me?!?!
A friend’s son served in the AF and was stationed at Incerclik in Turkey. He was adamant that you never shake a Turk’s left hand.
That's true in India also. You never eat food with your left hand.
Cal Ripkin has nothing on him.
Guessing they don’t make the food with just their right hand. Never going to eat in a Turkish or Indian restaurant.
Seems like a serious issue to me. Rare that I have skid marks.
When I broke my right hand, the left was the everything. The Stranger it was
I believe they used what was called a poop stick which was a towel wrapped around a stick used to reach the Anus.
Velvet leaf , also called butterprint, is a good choice.
It’s one of those things a dad or older brother passes down the advice from generation to generation.
Those people are.as.big around as a twig with no fat ass. They squat and their cheeks spread perfect. On the other hand americas got a bad case of fat ass so more tread marks.
