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people who shart while merging onto the interstate

A penny for your thoughts @Rudolph.
I'm finally at the office after a fun morning in the home court commode. Like cleaning up after a house party. Party was fun, but, damn, what a mess.

My office is 8 blocks from home, no merging necessary. Did not walk, though, given a reasonable fear of hitting that halfway point and having any sort of redux event.

I have shitted my pants before, fortunately never in a moving vehicle. If it happens while merging I will just casually slide over to the shoulder.

Thank you, HROT, for providing the impetus for me to game plan this. #neverknow
 
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Maybe when merging and the semi can't move over due to vehicles in other lane.
 
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