Pimpin Ain't Easy--Florida Man....and his Mom Edition

[McLovin32]

Quite the story here.

Mom and son used their real estate business as a front for their ‘pretty woman’ prostitution empire, cops say

Many of the escorts working for the mother-son team were registered as real estate agents and had valid real estate licenses, authorities contend

www.yahoo.com

 

[seminole97]

In one surveillance operation conducted in February, a team of detectives from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office tailed a Brazilian woman being driven by her husband from Pretty Woman to her next outcall appointment, according to the warrant. It says they pulled up to an upscale condominium complex on a golf course in Pompano Beach shortly before 9 p.m., and the sex worker entered a ground-floor apartment while her husband waited outside in the car.

One of the detectives got out and walked toward the back of the building, where he was able to see in through the curtain-less windows, the affidavit states. He watched as the “male subject began massaging the female’s head and sniffing her hair,” the affidavit continues. “After a few minutes, he directed the female to the bedroom… After she took her clothing off, the male subject turned off the lights… [and] the female was observed having sexual intercourse with the male.”

Peeping Dick?

 

[millah_22]

Neat

 

[Bonerfarts]

Quite the story here.

Mom and son used their real estate business as a front for their ‘pretty woman’ prostitution empire, cops say

Many of the escorts working for the mother-son team were registered as real estate agents and had valid real estate licenses, authorities contend

www.yahoo.com

Saw this movie on pornhub

 

[McLovin32]

Neat

 

[millah_22]

I thought it was neat.

 

[McLovin32]

I thought it was neat.

 

[millah_22]

 

[McLovin32]

 

[millah_22]

 

[NDallasRuss]

From reviewing the website, it seems some of these escorts may have been worth the fees charged.

 

[seminole97]

From reviewing the website, it seems some of these escorts may have been worth the fees charged.

Many of the escorts working for the mother-son team were registered as real estate agents and had valid real estate licenses, the 103-page affidavit contends.

This begs the question, did they have the licenses first, and she talked them into the biz, or did she make them go through getting licenses for cover?

 

[cfbfan23]

A separate trash pull found, among other things, a pregnancy test, an empty box of condoms, and “[n]umerous paper towels and feminine hygiene products (like vagisile [sic]), which are not consistent with a business that portrays itself as selling ‘art pieces,’” the affidavit goes on.


That’s just some damn good and thorough detective work right there.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I read these stories and think, wouldn’t it be easier to just have a regular job?

 

[NDallasRuss]

Many of the escorts working for the mother-son team were registered as real estate agents and had valid real estate licenses, the 103-page affidavit contends.

This begs the question, did they have the licenses first, and she talked them into the biz, or did she make them go through getting licenses for cover?

Man, I'd be upset if all I wanted to do was hire myself out to have sex for money, and then some lady is telling me I have to study for a test!

 

[McLovin32]

I read these stories and think, wouldn’t it be easier to just have a regular job?

You'd sure as hell think so.

 

[EagleHawk]

In one surveillance operation conducted in February, a team of detectives from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office tailed a Brazilian woman being driven by her husband from Pretty Woman to her next outcall appointment, according to the warrant. It says they pulled up to an upscale condominium complex on a golf course in Pompano Beach shortly before 9 p.m., and the sex worker entered a ground-floor apartment while her husband waited outside in the car.

One of the detectives got out and walked toward the back of the building, where he was able to see in through the curtain-less windows, the affidavit states. He watched as the “male subject began massaging the female’s head and sniffing her hair,” the affidavit continues. “After a few minutes, he directed the female to the bedroom… After she took her clothing off, the male subject turned off the lights… [and] the female was observed having sexual intercourse with the male.”

Peeping Dick?

Anyone know where the President was at on this particular date?

 

[seminole97]

I read these stories and think, wouldn’t it be easier to just have a regular job?

I believe that's the genesis of the thread title.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I believe that's the genesis of the thread title.

Touché

I just saw Florida Man and his Mom and dove right in

 

[Bro D]

 

[QChawks]

 

[desihawk]

so they named their company Pretty Woman and then accepted checks for bathroom remodeling. it’s amazing these brains pulled it off for as long as they did. but by all accounts it would appear their customers had no complaints