POLL: How many bodily fluids have exited you today?

[LuciousBDragon]

I think I may have an all-time personal record today. What is your personal best?

Urine
Saliva
Tears (saline)
Blood
Feces
Semen
Vomit
Diarrhea

 

[BelemNole]

 

[ConvenientParking]

Usually when ppl ask how your day went they just want to hear "fine" but the OP is another possibility

 

[ping72]

Just urine so far.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Just urine so far.

Weak

 

[IACub]

69

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Good thread OP I've had six, but I'm counting several projectile sneezes that had snot with them.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Good thread OP I've had six, but I'm counting several projectile sneezes that had snot with them.

Snot.

I forgot the snot.

 

[Herkmeister]

1. Urine
2. Phlegm
3. Saliva
4. Blood
5. Perspiration
6. Mucus
7. Ooze from my shingles

 

[LuciousBDragon]

1. Urine
2. Phlegm
3. Saliva
4. Blood
5. Perspiration
6. Mucus
7. Ooze from my shingles

Nice work

 

[Herkmeister]

Nice work

I was disappointed my ears were clean this morning. 👀

 

[JMNSHO]

 

[JMNSHO]

Lots of opportunity for humour to flow itt.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Urine, feces, semen/wife, snot/boogers, loogie, vodka out the nose from laughing at you jackwads, now semen with gf. Full day and haven’t gotten to night yet. Oh boy, could get ugly!

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Urine, feces, semen/wife, snot/boogers, loogie, vodka out the nose from laughing at you jackwads, now semen with gf. Full day and haven’t gotten to night yet. Oh boy, could get ugly!

Rules!

Pic of splooged wife?
Pic of side-piece splooged gf?