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Poll: muff diving

When sexing you ____ much the rug

  • Always

    Votes: 60 39.7%
  • Occasionally

    Votes: 68 45.0%
  • on special occasions

    Votes: 15 9.9%
  • Never

    Votes: 8 5.3%

  • Total voters
    151
Somehow I suspect that Wendy and birchhawk will say that it's more of a birthday thing.
 
Every time with the Mrs. Though I am going to dial back on how long I push her to the brink, because the last two times she has been a two-pump chump on me.
 
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If you're actually munching rug you're doing it wrong.

If you're solid in your technique the ladies will insist on it. If your woman isn't asking for it she's probably getting her satisfaction elsewhere.

It's not like you're usually going to keep her around after a couple weeks anyways, so who cares?
 
Lame. We need more women. I'd ask goldmom, but you know that beav hasn't seen a tongue since Threes Company wasn't in reruns.
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Check out the strawberry kitten, then flip it and reverse it and eat a peach for an hour. There is simply nothing better on this planet than a beautiful nekkid woman. Nothing.
 
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