POLL: Which Star Trek Species Does Trump Belong To?

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I found myself wondering what Trump might look like with ordinary hair and no makeup.

Which made me think that it would be amusing if, under all that, he's actually an alien. Which just shows how influential OiT is.

So . . . if Donald Trump turned out to be an alien from the Star Trek universe, what species would he belong to?

According to this link, there are nearly 70 known species in the Star Trek universe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek_raceshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek_races

Most we just see in passing, but a dozen or so are regular features of one or more of the Star Trek series. I narrowed that down to 9 plus "Other" to fit the poll format.

If you find it hard to decide, you can pick up to 3.

* Yes, Borg is not a distinct race, but go with it. It's just for fun.

 

[FSUTribe76]

Pakled

 

[ggmditka]

 

[JRHawk2003]

Regulan Bloodworm

 

[naturalmwa]

I think he aspires to be Grand Nagus.

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

I think he most resembles that parasitic eel from "The Wrath of Khan." Enter the brains of the weak-minded, vulnerable dumbasses of the country and makes them think just like him.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I almost included tribbles. But I loved tribbles. Didn't really want Trump to get associated with such cute critters.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

The Kazon. Stupid as hell hair and very misogynistic. They also have a bit of an orange tint, I think. Maybe burnt umber?

 

[ping72]

 

[CarterHall]

Pakled

You nailed it.

 

[lucas80]

I initially thought of Ferenghi, but even Quark showed a lot of redemptive qualities as DS9 progressed.
Cant be Borg. They are too organized. Klingon? No honor in Trump. Maybe Cardassian. They are the dregs of the galaxy.
Kazon or an Orion male is a good call.

 

[lucas80]

Xindi Aquatic? Big white flabby blob that is hard to understand when it speaks?

 

[silasstarr]

Free gift but without the charm, which makes him god awful.

 

[Bro D]

This explains so much