Poll: won wins in a fight between Biff Tannen and Johnny Lawrence

[FlickShagwell]

Biff has brawn and is the biggest bully at his high school in Hill Valley. Easily duped, though. (“Woah, woah woah, Biff - what the hell is that?”)

Johnny is the best karate fighter in the San Fernando Valley. More fast and athletic. Does karate translate to a street fight though?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Sweep the leg. Biff on the ground = fight over.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Biff got dropped with one shot by George McFly, it wouldn't even be close.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Biff has brawn and is the biggest bully at his high school in Hill Valley. Easily duped, though. (“Woah, woah woah, Biff - what the hell is that?”)

Johnny is the best karate fighter in the San Fernando Valley. More fast and athletic. Does karate translate to a street fight though?

You mean the guy George McFly beat up?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Johnny mother fvcking Lawrence AINEC!

 

[hawkirugged17]

Johnny mother fvcking Lawrence AINEC!

Yep!

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

If you watch Karate Kid movies or the Cobra Kai series Karate is practically a super power.

In that franchise 1 person using Karate beats up like 6 people not using Karate at the same time.

 

[bdcolt45er]

If you watch Karate Kid movies or the Cobra Kai series Karate is practically a super power.

In that franchise 1 person using Karate beats up like 6 people not using Karate at the same time.

Cobra Kai is a documentary of real life events from an alternative reality in the multiverse. It's a world where fighting solves all life's problems. If you wanna make friends you have to kick em in the face first.

 

[TJ8869]

You mean the guy George McFly beat up?

I mean, sure, Biff got dropped by an unexpected haymaker. But let’s not forget that Johnny got lit up by a crane kick.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I mean, sure, Biff got dropped by an unexpected haymaker. But let’s not forget that Johnny got lit up by a crane kick.

Uhhh...when done correctly...no can defend.

 

[TJ8869]

Uhhh...when done correctly...no can defend.

 

[hawkmart]

No contest, the real karate kid. I don't even remember Biff kicking anyone's a$$

 

[Fan In Black]

My brain was wtf when I was trying to remember Joey Lawrence doing karate in Blossom.

whoa

 

[FlickShagwell]

If you wanna make friends you have to kick em in the face first.

Is that not how real life works?

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I mean, sure, Biff got dropped by an unexpected haymaker. But let’s not forget that Johnny got lit up by a crane kick.

Daniel LaRusso was at the very least a trained fighter. George McFly was just nerdy kid who was mad that Biff was trying to rape the girl that he (George) liked to peep on and stalk.

I don't remember any Karate masters giving George McFly lessons.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Cobra Kai is a documentary of real life events from an alternative reality in the multiverse. It's a world where fighting solves all life's problems. If you wanna make friends you have to kick em in the face first.

And lets not forget that in the Cobra Kai world there are no consequences for having a massive Karate fight which hospitalized one kid in the middle of school.

 

[hawkirugged17]

My brain was wtf when I was trying to remember Joey Lawrence doing karate in Blossom.

whoa

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

My brain was wtf when I was trying to remember Joey Lawrence doing karate in Blossom.

whoa

 

[mnole03]

One punch and Johnny would be out like an unconscious person.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

 

[hawkirugged17]

And lets not forget that in the Cobra Kai world there are no consequences for having a massive Karate fight which hospitalized one kid in the middle of school.

Lunch is serious business!

 

[cjnoles9399]

Lawrence. Crane kicks Tannen into a pile of manure.

 

[bdcolt45er]

And lets not forget that in the Cobra Kai world there are no consequences for having a massive Karate fight which hospitalized one kid in the middle of school.

Robbie did go to juvie and Tory was put on probation and expelled. But everybody else pretty much didn't get in trouble. Also they let them back into the school.

 

[hawkeye54545]

There should have been an investigation into the All Valley tournament. Johnny was screwed. Mr. Miagi absolutely should not have been allowed to use his witchcraft to heal Daniel. And was that bullshit crane kick even legal? Bush league move by that whiny little bitch.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Everyone.