Pool attire?

[RicoSuave102954]

Mrs. Rico (no pic however just imagine a younger version of Salma Hayek) chastised Rico last week for wearing 3 gold chains to the pool when swimming/sunbathing. Rico has worn gold chains whenever he goes shirtless since the 80's and felt Ms. Rico was overreacting. These are not Mr. T type chains so little danger of Rico sinking to the bottom of the pool with all that heavy gold on. As I stated earlier Rico has always worn gold chains when going shirtless and Ms. Rico felt it was time for Rico to hang the chains up.

 

[Hawki97]

Just make sure the chains are long enough to cover your inverted peen and everything is fine Special Ed.

Edit to add: Rico sucks massive schlong, but this is so much better of a persona than stolen_valor_4_a_day even with your boring repetitive comebacks. This post is actually entertaining.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

Your homely old lady sent me your pic. I think she needs to keep you out of public altogether.

 

[Scruddy]

Just make sure the chains are long enough to cover your inverted peen and everything is fine Special Ed.

Edit to add: Rico sucks massive schlong, but this is so much better of a persona than stolen_valor_4_a_day even with your boring repetitive comebacks. This post is actually entertaining.

"Homophobia is cool, look at me"

- this clown

 

[Rifler]

Rico has worn gold chains whenever he goes shirtless since the 80's..

Just stop doing anything that you were doing in the 80's,..

 

[SoProudNole]

Mrs. Rico (no pic however just imagine a younger version of Salma Hayek) chastised Rico last week for wearing 3 gold chains to the pool when swimming/sunbathing. Rico has worn gold chains whenever he goes shirtless since the 80's and felt Ms. Rico was overreacting. These are not Mr. T type chains so little danger of Rico sinking to the bottom of the pool with all that heavy gold on. As I stated earlier Rico has always worn gold chains when going shirtless and Ms. Rico felt it was time for Rico to hang the chains up.

What you WEAR to the "pool" is the least of your concerns.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

As time has gone on I've learned to appreciate a beautiful tanned woman in a simple white suit.

Colors and crazy designs are for the young, a well proportioned female, with dark tan skin, in a white suit, is how legends are made.

Also: if you don't own birddogs, buy a pair.

 

[seminoleed]

Mrs. Rico (no pic however just imagine a younger version of Salma Hayek) chastised Rico last week for wearing 3 gold chains to the pool when swimming/sunbathing. Rico has worn gold chains whenever he goes shirtless since the 80's and felt Ms. Rico was overreacting. These are not Mr. T type chains so little danger of Rico sinking to the bottom of the pool with all that heavy gold on. As I stated earlier Rico has always worn gold chains when going shirtless and Ms. Rico felt it was time for Rico to hang the chains up.

Damn, I'm not sure if my solitary chain will even come off period. It might take a blowtorch and big clippers. Think I'll stick with it instead.

 

[RicoSuave102954]

 

[QChawks]

 

[luvmyhawks]

God damn that is disturbing.

 

[jasonrann]

As time has gone on I've learned to appreciate a beautiful tanned woman in a simple white suit.

Colors and crazy designs are for the young, a well proportioned female, with dark tan skin, in a white suit, is how legends are made.

Also: if you don't own birddogs, buy a pair.

You, sir, have exquisite taste.

Gracias.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Go ahead a wear em bud. No one can see em anyway.

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Go ahead a wear em bud. No one can see em anyway.

Rico more like:

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

In that case, Mrs Rico wants you to remove the chains so those gay men stop hitting on you..NTTAWWT

 

[ButtersHawk]

I gotta say I am absolutely shocked that someone named Rico would wear gold chains to the pool.

 

[Twoooooooo]

I bet you have a green neck

 

[NDallasRuss]

Mrs. Rico (no pic however just imagine a younger version of Salma Hayek) chastised Rico last week for wearing 3 gold chains to the pool when swimming/sunbathing. Rico has worn gold chains whenever he goes shirtless since the 80's and felt Ms. Rico was overreacting. These are not Mr. T type chains so little danger of Rico sinking to the bottom of the pool with all that heavy gold on. As I stated earlier Rico has always worn gold chains when going shirtless and Ms. Rico felt it was time for Rico to hang the chains up.

You tell Ms Rico that a peacock's gotta spread his wings and strut.

And if his feathers look a lot like a bunch of gold chains, then that's how it is.

 

[win4jj]

Rico is getting upset!!
Don’t touch Rico!!

 

[goldmom]

Gold chains on a man = immediate NO.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Gold chains on a man = immediate NO.

You need to embrace the suave, sexy masculinity that comes with the gold chains!

 

[goldmom]

You need to embrace the suave, sexy masculinity that comes with the gold chains!

Slamming me in the face while he…never mind..,

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Gold chains on a man = immediate NO.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Slamming me in the face while he…never mind..,

HAUK TUAH!!!

 

[NDallasRuss]

Slamming me in the face while he…never mind..,

Go on..............

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Slamming me in the face while he…never mind..,

 

[goldmom]

#mypillow.com???

 

[seminoleed]

Gold chains on a man = immediate NO.

I feel the same way about tats on a woman.

 

[goldmom]

I feel the same way about tats on a woman.

Agree. Super tacky.
And gold chains AND tattoos on a man? Double eeewww.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I hate it when a MLB pitcher has on about 3-4 chains and has to reset them after every pitch. I think the Atlanta Braves are the worst offender but my new favorite Cardinal and prohibitive favorite for rookie of the year, Masyn Winn is also an offender...

 

[seminoleed]

I hate it when a MLB pitcher has on about 3-4 chains and has to reset them after every pitch. I think the Atlanta Braves are the worst offender but my new favorite Cardinal and prohibitive favorite for rookie of the year, Masyn Winn is also an offender...

How Acuna can steal bases with all that extra weight on him has always intrigued me.

 

[longliveCS40]

OP's wife is Daenerys Targaryen?

 

[Randon]

Your homely old lady sent me your pic. I think she needs to keep you out of public altogether.

Yikes - a much smaller version of Trump!

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

How Acuna can steal bases with all that extra weight on him has always intrigued me.

Well he's torn both his ACLs because the weight of the chains drug him down when he tried to get back to second on a pickoff move...

 

[Randon]

You, sir, have exquisite taste.

Gracias.

Great teeth!

 

[OBX22]

Rico more like:

So you admit to wearing jean shorts on the beach? Yikes,

 

[Finance85]

Rico more like:

Jean shorts negate everything else. Everything else.

 

[jasonrann]

Great teeth!

She has teeth?!

Alright!