Possible Serial Killer in my Neck of the Woods

[SWIowahawks]

Authorities start digging for remains at site of suspected Iowa killings

The plan was to dig at the site of a well and along mushroom trails where bodies might be buried.

www.newsweek.com

They started some digging today.

 

[lucas80]

I haven’t heard anything new outside of rumors and local people remembering stories of “The Green Holler Mauler”.

But I got an email from Chris Harris from 20/20 today asking to speak with my step mom, who went to school with Lucy Studey about a story they are doing. She declined pretty quickly but I can’t wait to see what kind of local riff-raff (sp?) they come up with for this story.

You should have offered to be interviewed, and hick it up a few notches.

 

[lucas80]

This is a big step to bring in equipment and do some testing. They must feel as if there is a decent chance of finding human remains.

 

[SWIowahawks]

You should have offered to be interviewed, and hick it up a few notches.

I’ll let the professional hicks represent.

 

[gohawks50]

Authorities start digging for remains at site of suspected Iowa killings

The plan was to dig at the site of a well and along mushroom trails where bodies might be buried.

www.newsweek.com

They started some digging today.

Have you seen this guy around Tabor? He claims to be a TikTok detective.

TikTok - Make Your Day

www.tiktok.com

 

[Rifler]

They started some digging today.

Makes sense,.. Known about this for months and on December 8th they decide that it might be good idea to put a shovel in the ground.

 

[SWIowahawks]

Makes sense,.. Known about this for months and on December 8th they decide that it might be good idea to put a shovel in the ground.

Lucy’s story has changed over the years I guess. Since the guy is dead, here hasn’t been a rush. The first two cadaver dogs weren’t licensed. The second set were licensed and hit the same spots. Limited resources around these parts as well.

 

[SWIowahawks]

Have you seen this guy around Tabor? He claims to be a TikTok detective.

TikTok - Make Your Day

www.tiktok.com

I haven’t but I’ve seen some of the videos. Everyone trying to make a buck. Look for my garage on Airbnb in the coming months. 😂

 

[Ray Kinsella]

Iowa authorities: No evidence of serial killer activity near Bartlett

The Iowa Department of Public Safety said Thursday that an exhaustive search of a property near Bartlett has turned up no evidence of a serial killer.

www.wowt.com

 

[hawkeye54545]

 

[MuscoHawk]

I’m guessing it’s next to impossible to be a successful serial killer these days with all the cameras everywhere,

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

I’m guessing it’s next to impossible to be a successful serial killer these days with all the cameras everywhere,

You’d think so…

 

[Rifler]

I’m guessing it’s next to impossible to be a successful serial killer these days with all the cameras everywhere,

Yeah, life is tough all over... Back in my day being a serial killer really meant something...

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

Yeah, life is tough all over... Back in my day being a serial killer really meant something...

Are you in the drifter serial killer era or the semi driver preying on hitchhikers and prostitutes serial killer era?

 

[ironside1]

Iowa authorities: No evidence of serial killer activity near Bartlett

The Iowa Department of Public Safety said Thursday that an exhaustive search of a property near Bartlett has turned up no evidence of a serial killer.

www.wowt.com

Does the daughter get charged with anything? I mean this had to of been expensive. It was all a lie. She must have really dislike her father.

 

[Fan In Black]

only explanation is they all turned to zombies and will be coming to eat us.

 

[Rifler]

Are you in the drifter serial killer era or the semi driver preying on hitchhikers and prostitutes serial killer era?

More along the lines of your typical nursing student serial killer,.. You know, messed up childhood, homo-erotic tendencies, born to raise hell tattoos,.. etc., etc., etc..

 

[torbee]

Iowa authorities: No evidence of serial killer activity near Bartlett

The Iowa Department of Public Safety said Thursday that an exhaustive search of a property near Bartlett has turned up no evidence of a serial killer.

www.wowt.com

Does it make me a bad person that this news is disappointing to me?

 

[torbee]

I’m guessing it’s next to impossible to be a successful serial killer these days with all the cameras everywhere,

THANKS OBAMA!

 

[IowaPackFan]

I’m guessing it’s next to impossible to be a successful serial killer these days with all the cameras everywhere,

• Keep it random
• Don’t post on social media (don’t draw attention to yourself)
• Leave cell phone at home when doing the deed (can’t track to site)
• Wear gloves and long sleeves to prevent your own blood just in case of a struggle
• Rent a streaming movie just before you head out the door (alibi)
• Use spare plates (just in case car is on camera somewhere)
• Wear hat and wig (then dispose of wig in random garage)
• Wear shoes that are two sizes too small and dispose like wig (to eliminate you from footprints)
• Souvenirs are for amateurs

Easy peasy.

 

[Rifler]

• Keep it random
• Don’t post on social media (don’t draw attention to yourself)
• Leave cell phone at home when doing the deed (can’t track to site)
• Wear gloves and long sleeves to prevent your own blood just in case of a struggle
• Rent a streaming movie just before you head out the door (alibi)
• Use spare plates (just in case car is on camera somewhere)
• Wear hat and wig (then dispose of wig in random garage)
• Wear shoes that are two sizes too small and dispose like wig (to eliminate you from footprints)

Easy peasy.

Packer fan,.. makes sense.

 

[Colonoscopy]

• Keep it random
• Don’t post on social media (don’t draw attention to yourself)
• Leave cell phone at home when doing the deed (can’t track to site)
• Wear gloves and long sleeves to prevent your own blood just in case of a struggle
• Rent a streaming movie just before you head out the door (alibi)
• Use spare plates (just in case car is on camera somewhere)
• Wear hat and wig (then dispose of wig in random garage)
• Wear shoes that are two sizes too small and dispose like wig (to eliminate you from footprints)

Easy peasy.

shhhh... you're giving away all our secrets ;-D

 

[Ignored]

Does it make me a bad person that this news is disappointing to me?

I'm a bad person, too.

 

[TonyTheTiger.1865]

If true, shouldn’t she be arrested?

Yes

 

[TonyTheTiger.1865]

How does anyone know it wasn't her and her husband?

 

[Moral]

Does it make me a bad person that this news is disappointing to me?

So much for that Netflix series.

 

[McLovin32]

So much for that Netflix series.

Ehhhh idk, bro. I think there's more to this. They need to check the local hog farms.

 

[Moral]

Ehhhh idk, bro. I think there's more to this. They need to check the local hog farms.

True, plus dogs could have dug up the bones and ran off with them which is pretty typical dog behavior.

 

[McLovin32]

True, plus dogs could have dug up the bones and ran off with them which is pretty typical dog behavior.

Exactly. The friggin FBI doesn't quite know what they're up against w/ those hogs and dogs.

 

[torbee]

Exactly. The friggin FBI doesn't quite know what they're up against w/ those hogs and dogs.

Or even worse, the Doghog crossbreed!

 

[Moral]

Or even worse, the Doghog crossbreed!

Chupacabra don't usually come up this far north.

 

[torbee]

Chupacabra don't usually come up this far north.

My friend owns one. I'll try to procure a pic in the next few minutes.

 

[torbee]

My friend owns one. I'll try to procure a pic in the next few minutes.

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

That’s one fvckin nice doggie right there.

 

[torbee]

That’s one fvckin nice doggie right there.

That is not a dog, it's a gd supernatural beast.

 

[IowaPackFan]

 

[ZachJump]

• Keep it random
• Don’t post on social media (don’t draw attention to yourself)
• Leave cell phone at home when doing the deed (can’t track to site)
• Wear gloves and long sleeves to prevent your own blood just in case of a struggle
• Rent a streaming movie just before you head out the door (alibi)
• Use spare plates (just in case car is on camera somewhere)
• Wear hat and wig (then dispose of wig in random garage)
• Wear shoes that are two sizes too small and dispose like wig (to eliminate you from footprints)
• Souvenirs are for amateurs

Easy peasy.

I have seen CSI. They would find out that one person had rented a movie on a streaming service at the same time of each killing. They would further discover that the phone did not move at all during this time by accessing your Google maps.

They would know the shoes were two sizes to small based on the larger than know imprints from the toes.

They also wouldn't care if the plates matched you, since the actual car matches the person that always rented a streaming movie at the time of the murders.