Whatcha got? I'm currently sitting on the can for the second time today pushing out butt piss. Had lots of beer and jalapeno venison yesterday.
Post-Christmas dinner poop thread.
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I cookie-binged for three days. Had some real food, too, but in semi-human amounts and it was pretty standard fare -- grilled pork tenderloin, mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, chili, breakfast casserole, that kind of thing spread over most of the weekend. But there were bags of half a dozen kinds of homemade cookies on the counter, and every time I walked past, I took at least one. My fitness monitor said I had 625 steps Saturday, and I think every freaking one of them was either two or from the cookies.
Everything came out all right, albeit several times a day. Otherwise, had a great time. I have two grand-nephews and a grand-niece, all of them exceptional, and get along fine with my relatives. We DID NOT MENTION politics. Talked about my BIL's colon, instead. Better for dinner table conversation.
I enjoyed how you tied your post back to the topic at hand with the colon discussion.
"Butt piss" LOL.
I blew out my Uncle's toilet twice during Christmas.
I made sure to courtesy flush though, because it's Christmas.
I blew out my Uncle's toilet twice during Christmas.
I made sure to courtesy flush though, because it's Christmas.
Started at about midnight with some high volume lava flow and wrapped up in an emergency blow out today at the Nike store in Chicago. A bit too much wine, beer, vodka and super spicey bloody Mary. I'm sure the extra horseradish on the prime rib didn't help.
I've been suffering from "butt piss" for weeks due to medication.
The lovely Mrs. Herk put me on some pills to make me start solidifying my future poops. I'm proud to announce I've had a couple of thin snake like turds.
I didn't overeat during Christmas aside from Egg Nog French Toast. We over did it with the Little Sizzlers last night. Hopefully I'll chuck a few Little Sizzlers out of the old poop shoot later today or tomorrow morning.
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The lovely Mrs. Herk put me on some pills to make me start solidifying my future poops. I'm proud to announce I've had a couple of thin snake like turds.
I didn't overeat during Christmas aside from Egg Nog French Toast. We over did it with the Little Sizzlers last night. Hopefully I'll chuck a few Little Sizzlers out of the old poop shoot later today or tomorrow morning.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt piss
Overflowed the toilet. Not because the crap was too big, but because it was a wet one and I used extra toilet paper just to be safe. I wish I would have courtesy flushed.
He's probably the person discussed in the Methman thread.
Also, I had wonderful dumps today. Only 2 large ones so far, but I'm sure there will be another sometime this evening. I ate a lot yesterday.
