Pretty Eyes and Thick Thighs

Cougar63

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I choose not to read the posts in this thread and focus solely on the content of the pictures. (Ashley Graham is a goddess)
 

HawkMachine

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Would you?
 

TylerJ76

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This thread will be good evidence when your wife takes you for everything you own.
 

SoProudNole

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Guys, there's a chance I'm going down a road I thought I would NEVER go down.

Was texting back in forth with an old coworker just catching up and next thing you know she sends me a pic of her boobs.

Had a bra on but these things were massive, biggest I've ever seen in "real" life.

She starts talking a little dirty and next pic is without the bra.

I've dated skinny chicks my whole life. Wife is 125 pounds and taller than the average female. Amazing body.

This girl is not skinny. She's not HUGE either.

I started searching on the web for chubby girls, etc. There's a chance I might be into BBW girls.

What is going on?????????


How old are you?

How long you been with your wife?

Any kids?

How long since you worked with your coworker?

What kind of former coworker just sends pics like that? Did you work a fast food gig with her?
 
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Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Aah, down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go 'round
Hey!
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey, hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
C'mon
Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go 'round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go 'round
Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman, you done made a big man out of me
Now get this
Are (I know) you gonna take me home tonight? (Please)
Oh, down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go 'round (yeah)
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go 'round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oh yeah, oh yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alright, ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes

 

HawkMachine

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Fellas this has been stepping up a notch.

Still nothing physical but oh my god there's a lot of talking about it.

I've never met a girl like this.

She's literally a female version of HawkMachine.

She a nympho.

I should stop but it's too f'n fun right now.

I'm going to hell.
 

BelemNole

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Fellas this has been stepping up a notch.

Still nothing physical but oh my god there's a lot of talking about it.

I've never met a girl like this.

She's literally a female version of HawkMachine.

She a nympho.

I should stop but it's too f'n fun right now.

I'm going to hell.
We knew you were stupid, we just didn't know you were "blow up your marriage to fuq a fat girl stupid".
 
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We knew you were stupid, we just didn't know you were "blow up your marriage to fuq a fat girl stupid".
The smart play now would be to ask the wife if she'd have any interest in being part of a Jack Sprat sandwich.

For those too young to have been introduced to old nursery rhymes, Jack Sprat was a cute little diddy about banging fat chicks.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean;
And so betwixt them both,
They lick'd the platter clean.