Question for legal experts re: butt raping a butt raper

[gusto79]

Hypothetically speaking, if some stranger attacked you in an alley and tried to forcefully rape you in the butt, but you were able to over power him and turned it around and raped him in the butt instead, would that be illegal? And let's assume it is, if you were arrested for it and it went to trial, do you think a jury would convict somebody under those circumstances?

 

[StormHawk42]

Your Saturday night must have been more eventful than mine

 

[The Tradition]

No.

 

[gusto79]

No.

If this happened at your company and the original butt raper came to HR complaining, which guy would you write up?

 

[The Tradition]

If this happened at your company and the original butt raper came to HR complaining, which guy would you write up?

They would both be fired.

 

[markfromj]

Yes, that would be illegal.

 

[artradley]

There has to be a stand your ground joke here somewhere.

 

[gusto79]

Yes, that would be illegal.

Wrong.

 

[QChawks]

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

If this happened at your company and the original butt raper came to HR complaining, which guy would you write up?

Not the racist.

 

[BABiscuit]

I am not sure if it is legal, but man how dumb would you feel if you were the orginal butt raper? I don't think I would tell my friends about that mishap.

 

[artradley]

I am not sure if it is legal, but man how dumb would you feel if you were the orginal butt raper? I don't think I would tell my friends about that mishap.

Would you have told them had the butt rape been successful?

 

[BABiscuit]

Would you have told them had the butt rape been successful?

Depends on how you define successful.

 

[StopIt]

I am not sure if it is legal, but man how dumb would you feel if you were the orginal butt raper? I don't think I would tell my friends about that mishap.

Wouldn't how he feels--assuming it's a he--be dependent upon how hung the ultimate butt raper is?

 

[TailgateTom]

 

[who r u]

 

[FlickShagwell]

My wife (no pics) is a prosecutor. She says that the second guy can’t legally butt rape the original butt raper. She also says this is the most asinine thing she’s ever heard and wants to know what the hell is wrong with all of us. (I can’t stop laughing at the OP.)

 

[gusto79]

I am not sure if it is legal, but man how dumb would you feel if you were the orginal butt raper? I don't think I would tell my friends about that mishap.

OBR: I have something I need to tell you. It's pretty serious.
Friend: What happened?
OBR: So I was trying to rape this guy, but I bit off a little more than I could chew, and he ended up raping me.
Friend: Hah. You dumbass. You never try to rape some guy bigger than you. Amateur.

 

[gusto79]

My wife (no pics) is a prosecutor. She says that the second guy can’t legally butt rape the original butt raper. She also says this is the most asinine thing she’s ever heard and wants to know what the hell is wrong with all of us. (I can’t stop laughing at the OP.)

If it's not legal, is it moral? Ask her that.

 

[desihawk]

The incident op describes actually took place at Memorial Stadium this Saturday. The jury convicted the unsuccessful attacker and actually awarded $1.15M to the potential victim who managed to successfully rape his attacker.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Sometimes the political stuff is too much and I think maybe I will stop coming here.

Then something like this gets posted and I remember why I love this place.

 

[naturalmwa]

My wife (no pics) is a prosecutor. She says that the second guy can’t legally butt rape the original butt raper. She also says this is the most asinine thing she’s ever heard and wants to know what the hell is wrong with all of us. (I can’t stop laughing at the OP.)

Asinine - your wife is clever.

 

[TJ8869]

I am not sure if it is legal, but man how dumb would you feel if you were the orginal butt raper? I don't think I would tell my friends about that mishap.

What if that was his plan all along?

 

[TJ8869]

My wife (no pics) is a prosecutor. She says that the second guy can’t legally butt rape the original butt raper. She also says this is the most asinine thing she’s ever heard and wants to know what the hell is wrong with all of us. (I can’t stop laughing at the OP.)

Courtroom sketch of wife?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

If it's not legal, is it moral? Ask her that.

We can’t keep blaming Moral for everything around here ...

 

[naturalmwa]

We can’t keep blaming Moral for everything around here ...

You only say that because he hasn't avatared you yet. Once he puts his stamp on you, you will know his power.

 

[ping72]

Sometimes the political stuff is too much and I think maybe I will stop coming here.

Then something like this gets posted and I remember why I love this place.

@hawkeye54545 - comes for the Hawkeyes, stays for the butt rape.

 

[BABiscuit]

@hawkeye54545 - comes for the Hawkeyes, stays for the butt rape.

Tom needs to put that on a t-shirt.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

You only say that because he hasn't avatared you yet. Once he puts his stamp on you, you will know his power.

An original Moral? I don't dare dream, but you know how I longs for Moral to paint me like one of his French girls.

 

[naturalmwa]

An original Moral? I don't dare dream, but you know how I longs for Moral to paint me like one of his French girls.

I call to the spirits of my ancestors, may @Moral hear your prayer and grant your wish.

 

[FlickShagwell]

This is still my favorite HROT thread since the golden era which I consider to be between 2003 and 2008 when the kid who photoshopped himself grabbing Erin Andrews’ boobs recorded himself prank calling that chick.

Just bumping this to the top because I still laugh to myself about this.

 

[Joes Place]

Hypothetically speaking, if some stranger attacked you in an alley and tried to forcefully rape you in the butt, but you were able to over power him and turned it around and raped him in the butt instead, would that be illegal? And let's assume it is, if you were arrested for it and it went to trial, do you think a jury would convict somebody under those circumstances?

...I'm more concerned that the idea of being "butt raped" gets you enough of a Woody that you'd be able to turn the tables here....

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Well maybe a temporary insanity defense could be argued.

 

[IACub]

 

[ping72]

Well maybe a temporary insanity defense could be argued.

Well...McConnell has packed the courts with conservative judges...so most consider such actions as mental illness, right?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I'm sure this is legal in all the " stand your ground states. " I'd likely have to chug a whole bottle of blue pills to complete the task which would make the deed premeditated and therefore illegal per any barstool lawyer.......

Edit: Plus Iowa City West butt raped City High in basketball last night by 30 points. Plus City High ACT scores are third behind West and Regina. East siders sliding into the deplorable abyss.....

 

[FlickShagwell]

Hypothetically speaking, if some stranger attacked you in an alley and tried to forcefully rape you in the butt, but you were able to over power him and turned it around and raped him in the butt instead, would that be illegal? And let's assume it is, if you were arrested for it and it went to trial, do you think a jury would convict somebody under those circumstances?

I still laugh about this. Bump.

 

[the24fan]

Your Saturday night must have been more eventful than mine

 

[JWolf74]

What a lovely thread. RIP in peace nat.

 

[Moral]

Where does time go. Just doesnt seem like it has been nearly 3 years since we were discussing the hypotheticals of butt raping a butt raper.