Received a package from Amazon intended for someone else...

[The Tradition]

The street address was right, but the name was wrong. Opened it up and it's a "Get Well Soon" gift.

I feel horrible. How do I get this back to Amazon so they can contact whoever ordered this and redirect it to the right address?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

How did they know you were fvcked up?

 

[DirtyJohns97]

The street address was right, but the name was wrong. Opened it up and it's a "Get Well Soon" gift.

I feel horrible. How do I get this back to Amazon so they can contact whoever ordered this and redirect it to the right address?

If they didn't know their address, they probably aren't that close anyway.

 

[noleclone2]

Those were Joe’s HOKA’s.

 

[HROT]

Do you have a neighborhood Facebook group? I’d check to see if the name was on that group.

Otherwise, I’d just re-package and drop off at USPS (or UPS depending on the label) and tell them it’s the wrong address

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

How long have you got?

 

[The Tradition]

How long have you got?

wut?

 

[bagdropper]

Just take it to any Amazon return site in your area. Like for me, my local Kohl's is one of these.

 

[gohawks50]

I'd call or online chat with Amazon customer service. They're very helpful with other issues so I bet they could help you.

 

[QChawks]

 

[The Tradition]

Yeah, it was intended for someone named, "Tammie"....

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I was really hoping the story ended "I opened up the package and it was full of dildos"

 

[The Tradition]

I was really hoping the story ended "I opened up the package and it was full of dildos"

Scented candles and a "get well soon" card.

 

[mnole03]

I think they switched our packages.

I accidentally opened yours.

 

[OILCHECKER]

How did they know you were fvcked up?

They read his posts on this board

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I think they switched our packages.

I accidentally opened yours.

That should keep Trad busy for the holidays

 

[3boysmom]

Have you tried to look up the person’s name on whitepages.com? I’ve been able to find address info on so many people that way.

 

[funksouljon]

I was really hoping the story ended "I opened up the package and it was full of dildos"

Since it wasn't a dido, guess someone could send a second hand sex toy to Trad.

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[noleclone2]

Oh - that’s Trailer Park Tammie! She lives about four mobile homes down from you.

 

[Tenacious E]

The street address was right, but the name was wrong. Opened it up and it's a "Get Well Soon" gift.

I feel horrible. How do I get this back to Amazon so they can contact whoever ordered this and redirect it to the right address?

Can’t you just google the name? Seems like they should be a neighbor around the corner.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Can’t you just google the name? Seems like they should be a neighbor around the corner.

Don't ask Trad to do the simple thing. He has only so much time in a day smoking, firing people, and denying unemployment benefits