When the opposition can only resort to childish name
calling. then you know you have nominated a winner.
Crazy Joe Biden -- Joe Biden
Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown -- Jerry Brown
Low Energy Jeb -- Jeb Bush
Wild Bill -- Bill Clinton
Crooked Hillary, Lyin' Hillary, Heartless Hillary -- Hillary Clinton
Leakin' James Comey, Sanctimonious James Comey, Lying James Comey, Slippery James Comey, Shadey James Comey
Liddle' Bob Corker -- Bob Corker
Lyin' Ted -- Ted Cruz
Sleepin' Joe -- Joe Donnelly
Dicky Durbin -- Dick Durbin
Sneaky Dianne Feinstein -- Dianne Feinstein
Jeff Flakey -- Jeff Flake
Al Frankenstien [sic] -- Al Franken
Pelosi/Schumer Puppet Jones -- Doug Jones
1 for 38 / 1 for 41 / 1 for 44 -- John Kasich
Lamb the Sham -- Conor Lamb
McMuffin -- Evan McMullin
Cheatin' Obama -- Barack Obama
Mr. Peepers -- Rod Rosenstein
Little Marco -- Marco Rubio
Crazy Bernie -- Bernie Sanders
Little/Liddle Adam Schiff -- Adam Schiff
Cryin' Chuck -- Chuck Schumer
Fake Tears Schumer
Mr. Magoo -- Jeff Sessions
Big Luther -- Luther Strange
Goofy Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas -- Elizabeth Warren
Wacky Congresswoman Wilson -- Frederica Wilson
Foreign leaders
Rocket Man / Little Rocket Man -- Kim Jong-un
Mad Alex -- Alex Salmond
Animal Assad, Gas Killing Animal -- Bashar al-Assad
Dopey Prince -- Al-Waleed bin Talal
Justin from Canada -- Justin Trudeau
Media figures
Crazy Jim Acosta -- Jim Acosta
Sloppy Steve -- Steve Bannon
Wacky Glenn Beck -- Glenn Beck
Dumb as a Rock Mika, Crazy Mika -- Mika Brzezinski
Crooked H flunkie--Maggie Haberman
"Goofball Atheist Penn" -- Penn Jillette
Crazy Megyn -- Megyn Kelly
Sloppy Michael Moore -- Michael Moore
Psycho Joe -- Joe Scarborough
Little George -- George Stephanopoulos
Dopey Sugar -- Alan Sugar
Sleepy Eyes -- Chuck Todd
Little Katy -- Katy Tur
Little Jeff Zucker -- Jeff Zucker
Sir Charles -- Charles Goldstein