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**Saturday Erection Results**

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Holding out for the Sunday morning surprise. I always enjoy telling young married guys without kids that the every night and twice on Saturday's stuff ends right after the first kid shows up.
 
Holding out for the Sunday morning surprise. I always enjoy telling young married guys without kids that the every night and twice on Saturday's stuff ends right after the first kid shows up.
Truth. It starts getting better when your kids are old enough to leave you alone and get their own breakfast.
 
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Holding out for the Sunday morning surprise. I always enjoy telling young married guys without kids that the every night and twice on Saturday's stuff ends right after the first kid shows up.

Not for me!!!! But I've always looked like a world class tennis player.
 
Truth. It starts getting better when your kids are old enough to leave you alone and get their own breakfast.
The greatest marital relations aid ever made is the movie the Lion King. I cannot tell you how many times we put that movie in and quietly backed down the hallway. I gave that movie to several friends as a baby shower gift. They'd nervously laugh as I told them they'd know what it's for when the time comes.
 
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Saturday night erection results:

Bernie Sanders wins Kansas and Nebraska
Hirrary Crinton wins Rouisiana
Donard Trump wins Rouisiana and Kentucky
 
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