Screw-Marry-Kill

[QChawks]

 

[Rudolph]

I hate country music so much. Figures, I hate America, too. Many people are saying.

 

[jasonrann]

Kill...kill.kill....bigly.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Screw Reba
Marry Carrie
Kill dolly

 

[mnole03]

Left to right in that order.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

F Dolly
M Carrie
K Reba (sorry Reba)

 

[BrunoMars420]

Screw Reba
Marry Carrie
Kill dolly

This

 

[LuteHawk]

These are the ages of the contestants:

Dolly.......73
Reba......64
Carrie....36

This might be helpful in making a wise
decision.

 

[QChawks]

Screw Reba
Marry Carrie
Kill Dolly

 

[NDallasRuss]

Screw Carrie
Marry Dolly
Kill Reba (sorry Reba!)

 

[McLovin32]

Can I just bang Carrie?

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Left to right in that order.

Screw Carrie
Marry Dolly
Kill Reba (sorry Reba!)

x3

 

[artradley]

Side note: Kris Kristofferson is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award, but he can’t be there because he’s performing in Davenport.

 

[Wahawk56]

I'll screw all three, leave Carrie for last and then killyself

 

[shank hawk]

I don’t want to play this game, but would like to opine that the only thing about Reba that sucks more than her singing is her gun grabbing attitude.

 

[SSG T]

Side note: Kris Kristofferson is to receive a Lifetime Achievement award, but he can’t be there because he’s performing in Davenport.

Forgive for forgetting, who was the celebrity who died after performing in Davenport?

 

[QChawks]

Can I just bang Carrie?

no

 

[BubsFinn]

Assuming that screwing Carrie means I don't have to screw either of the other two, I'd marry Dolly so I could hear her sing Jolene and kill the annoying red head because no matter how hard she tries, she cannot act.

 

[theiacowtipper]

Dolly is the oldest and I’m sure the wealthiest. Marry and sex her to death and collect the inheritance. Is that how this game works?

 

[lucas80]

I would pork Reba. I would do unnatural, criminal things to her. Preferably with Carrie as part of the group.
I'd marry Carrie.
Sorry, Dolly.

 

[baddog25]

screw Dolly
screw Carey
screw Reba
marry Reba

 

[SCHawkFan]

Screw Carrie, marry Dolly, kill Reba. Dolly has the most money and worst case you might have to hang in there 15 years before you get your inheritance.

 

[Gonolz]

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Screw Carrie, marry Dolly, who is much older and would leave me more money. Kill Reba (Sorry, Reba).

 

[BelemNole]

Left to right in that order.

Exactly. Reba has to die.

 

[LuteHawk]

Dollywood is one of the biggest tourist attractions
in the South. Dolly Parton has a gold mine there
and those who are in her Will will strike it rich.

 

[TJ8869]

Dolly’s net worth is half a billion dollars.

 

[JWolf74]

Marry Carrie. Best long term potential for multiple opportunities for coitus.

The other is harder. Who's more plastic? I think I screw Dolly just to say I've played with the silicone wonders.

Sorry, Reba.

 

[SoDakHawk]

I would pork Reba. I would do unnatural, criminal things to her. Preferably with Carrie as part of the group.
I'd marry Carrie.
Sorry, Dolly.

This is the only answer.

 

[pink shizzle]

Screw Reba
Marry Carrie
Kill Dolly

But if I have to listen to any of their music I may just kill myself.

 

[h-hawk]

Forgive for forgetting, who was the celebrity who died after performing in Davenport?

Cary Grant died while in town for his "A Conversation With Cary Grant". He was 82.

 

[markfromj]

Cary Grant died while in town for his "A Conversation With Cary Grant". He was 82.

Killed himself after seeing the West End.

 

[DooBi]

Dolly is the richest country singer of all time I think. Marry her, and inherit it all!

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Dolly is a national treasure. She just donated her 100 millionth book. Her foundation gives away a million books a month now. The Library of Congress designated her as the "book lady" and per her usual attitude...“I never thought about being ‘the book lady. The painted lady, yes, the overexaggerated lady. That goes to show you can’t judge a book by its cover.”

 

[strummingram]

Carrie is as vapid as Paris Hilton. Screw her

Dolly is highly intelligent, the most gifted musician and songwriter, not to mention the most savvy business mind. And, she is still sexy. Marry her.

Reba isn't appealing on any level, to me. I wouldn't kill her, but I don't have any other interest in her.

 

[cidhawkeye]

I was hoping it would be multiple 3 person picture sets to objectify

 

[SSG T]

Cary Grant died while in town for his "A Conversation With Cary Grant". He was 82.

That's who I was thinking of!!!

 

[Derekd3408]

Screw Reba
Marry Carrie
Kill dolly

This is the only correct response if you are under 65.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Boink Carrie, Marry Carrie (no relation to Harry), kill Dolly and Reba.

 

[WisestIowan]

Screw Reba, Kill Dolly and marry Underwood. Underwood is hot and young (er than the others) which means you have more time for the sechs.

 

[LuteHawk]

A quote from Dolly Parton:

"I am bisexual, which means I only have
sex with my husband twice a year."