My wife got me a Hawks by a Million flag from the Washed Up Walkons. I RULE. Instead of spreading Christmas cheer, I’m going to spend the rest of the day deciding how I can be the most obnoxious to Husker fans here in Omaha with it.
My mother in law got me an interstate sign that says “Kinnick Stadium 259 Miles” that I can hang in my Hawkeye Room. The only problem is that Kinnick is 253 miles from my house. She punched in her address when she was ordering it. I don’t know if I’m going to be so anal that it’ll mess with me for years to come, or if I’ll just internalize that it’s the thought that counts. I guess I could move out to west Omaha and then it would be accurate.
But go Hawks!
My mother in law got me an interstate sign that says “Kinnick Stadium 259 Miles” that I can hang in my Hawkeye Room. The only problem is that Kinnick is 253 miles from my house. She punched in her address when she was ordering it. I don’t know if I’m going to be so anal that it’ll mess with me for years to come, or if I’ll just internalize that it’s the thought that counts. I guess I could move out to west Omaha and then it would be accurate.
But go Hawks!
